After 44 Years

[assateague]

You would think that certain things would be second nature. Like pissing, for example. Been using the same equipment to piss my whole life. It should be second nature by now. I can throw a ball 30 feet, and generally get within a very small circle. I only carpentered for about 15 years, but after about 1, I could almost drop my hammer right into the loop. I can pour a cup of coffee while looking at someone else, talking. All things like this become muscle memory.

So why is it, that this morning I turned to glance out the window, and briefly pissed on the floor? You know it happens, sometimes. There's really no excuse for it.

[GadwallGetter530]

Shit happens.

[huntall6]

Betty?

[Olly]

[rebelp74]

I only carpentered for about 15 years, but after about 1, I could almost drop my hammer right into the loop. .

this is because it's in your blood.

[assateague]

I was a carpenter. Not a sheetrocker or roofer (whom we always referred to as the Shingleros)

[jarbo03]

Obviously your floor needed to be fixed.

[assateague]

I hadn't even thought of that. Thank you.

[Mornin Beef]

Yup good observation, it doesn't make sense for sure. Imagine my surprise early this fall while reading the cabelas waterfowl catalog while droppin a duece to find a turd on the floor while washing my hands.

[Woody]

Obviously your floor needed to be fixed.

[RonE]

You were probably turgid. Next time you look out the window, turn you head, not your body. Keep it up and your wife will insist that you sit to pee.

[jehler]

I sit to pee for this reason

[assateague]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

[3legged_lab]

What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.

[Mornin Beef]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

i dont blame ya, especially considering how streaky your underroos are.

[3legged_lab]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

[Mornin Beef]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.

[3legged_lab]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.

Just sit on the hamper

[Mornin Beef]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.

Just sit on the hamper

point taken. power point.

[gila-river]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.

[assateague]

What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.

You are absolutely correct.

[Mornin Beef]

What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.

You are absolutely correct.

power point

[3legged_lab]

What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.

You are absolutely correct.

This just made me laugh out loud.

[Mornin Beef]

What I find even more odd is the fact that you told us but probably didn't tell your wife that you pissed on the floor.

You are absolutely correct.

This just made me laugh out loud.

power point

[Flightstopper]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Microsoft excel

[The Duck Hammer]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.

[assateague]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.

So warm, so fast!

[Flightstopper]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.

So warm, so fast!

It never clicks right away that a self inflicted golden shower is taking place either.

[assateague]

Nope.