Missing Flight 370 theories

[aunt betty]

Been watching the experts attempt to explain just how the fuck can this happen?
Bob Sheiffer had Sulenberger on his show. I was yelling at the TV...
Bob...ASK HIM IF ITS SAFE TO FLY!!! Do it!

Ironically the expert said, " if you asked me about this a week ago I would have said ITS IMPOSSIBLE to make a 777 disappear".

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Hmmm......I don't know

[FlintRiverFowler]

Been watching the experts attempt to explain just how the fuck can this happen?
Bob Sheiffer had Sulenberger on his show. I was yelling at the TV...
Bob...ASK HIM IF ITS SAFE TO FLY!!! Do it!

Ironically the expert said, " if you asked me about this a week ago I would have said ITS IMPOSSIBLE to make a 777 disappear".

I love how they bring Sully Sullenberger in every time something happens with a commercial airliner. Yeah the dude is a good pilot. Saved a lot of lives, but there are plenty more people who are more of an expert than him. He's just the most famous commercial pilot in the world. Half the time he gets on tv he states the obvious, and then says IDK.

[aunt betty]

Been watching the experts attempt to explain just how the fuck can this happen?
Bob Sheiffer had Sulenberger on his show. I was yelling at the TV...
Bob...ASK HIM IF ITS SAFE TO FLY!!! Do it!

Ironically the expert said, " if you asked me about this a week ago I would have said ITS IMPOSSIBLE to make a 777 disappear".

I love how they bring Sully Sullenberger in every time something happens with a commercial airliner. Yeah the dude is a good pilot. Saved a lot of lives, but there are plenty more people who are more of an expert than him. He's just the most famous commercial pilot in the world. Half the time he gets on tv he states the obvious, and then says IDK.

Sully is famous and really, he got super lucky that a river happened to be there. No river and he's a goat that nobody ever heard of. He's a pilot. Yeah.

[T Man]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

Oh you were joking? See AB you're so damn crazy that you can't make jokes because no matter how absurd of something you say with you I'd really think you'd believe it.

And you believed it.
Believing anything I say to you after you've defined me as nutty...is crazy.
You are crazier than me.

Think about it fool.

That statement made sense, which is completely contradictory based on the statement itself. The mindfuck hurt my brain

[The Duck Hammer]

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[AKPirate]

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[waterfowlman]

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[MuddyWaterWarlock]

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The real mystery to me is..........what kind of batteries were in that damn little white radio all that time they were stranded on that island. The battery companies really missed an advertising opportunity with that one!

[The Duck Hammer]

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The real mystery to me is..........what kind of batteries were in that damn little white radio all that time they were stranded on that island. The battery companies really missed an advertising opportunity with that one!

Before my time.

[aunt betty]

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The real mystery to me is..........what kind of batteries were in that damn little white radio all that time they were stranded on that island. The battery companies really missed an advertising opportunity with that one!

The batteries died and professor made new ones out of coconuts.

[aunt betty]

Did y'all learn anything today?
This is MacGyver stuff.

[3legged_lab]

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The real mystery to me is..........what kind of batteries were in that damn little white radio all that time they were stranded on that island. The battery companies really missed an advertising opportunity with that one!

Before my time.

Loved that show as a kid.

[assateague]

Shoot, Betty beat me to it. Was just getting ready to say it ran off coconuts, just like the lie detector the professor made.

[Olly]

I loved me some Gilligan. Reruns of course.

[aunt betty]

I loved me some Gilligan. Reruns of course.

I've read some stories the cast wrote and what shocked me was gilligan complaining about how nasty the stagnant water in "the lagoon" was. I guess it was awful.

[Olly]

I'm so hooked on this story. Where is it? What happened to it?

Leading theories I've heard of that I believe in order of what I think is most likely to least likely.

1. Terrorist tried to take the plane but something went wrong and it went into the ocean.
2. It was diverted, passengers killed and plane landed by a state sponsored operation for whatever reason.
3. Terrorist took the plane, killed the passengers and have the plane somewhere stashed for future use.

[aunt betty]

The focus is on the pilots. It looks like it may have been the most elaborate suicide in human history. That's another theory u missed.

[aunt betty]

The reason it's so hard to believe this aircraft disappeared is that communication companies run ads saying their products work anywhere. We know better but it's been pounded into our heads.
Can you hear me now? Good!

[QH's Paw]

The focus is on the pilots. It looks like it may have been the most elaborate suicide in human history. That's another theory u missed.

That's because he said leading stories "that I believe".
He didn't miss it. He doesn't buy it.

[The Duck Hammer]

Honestly I don't care anymore. Fox has been running it on their shows solid for the past week. They're beating a dead horse. It's gone, either in the ocean or being prepped. Wish they'd just go back to reporting the normal news.

[Olly]

That's because he said leading stories "that I believe".
He didn't miss it. He doesn't buy it.

Correct, I don't believe two pilots could make the 777 disappear completely like this all on their own.

[aunt betty]

That's because he said leading stories "that I believe".
He didn't miss it. He doesn't buy it.

Correct, I don't believe two pilots could make the 777 disappear completely like this all on their own.

Why not?

You want to believe a huge conspiracy theory instead?
You realize that the more people are involved...the secret gets impossible to keep secret. Imagine if ONE pilot planned the whole thing and practiced doing it at home using his flight sim.
Haven't you been watching the news?

ONE guy did it and he did it so well. That's what I think happened.
It may take years or even decades to solve this mystery and maybe it will never get solved.
It's like Lee Harvey Oswald kinda shit.

[Olly]

Why not?

You want to believe a huge conspiracy theory instead?
You realize that the more people are involved...the secret gets impossible to keep secret. Imagine if ONE pilot planned the whole thing and practiced doing it at home using his flight sim.
Haven't you been watching the news?

ONE guy did it and he did it so well. That's what I think happened.
It may take years or even decades to solve this mystery and maybe it will never get solved.
It's like Lee Harvey Oswald kinda shit.

God help me for engaging in this with you.

A single person could not have landed is plane all on his own somewhere without the world knowing it. A support group with a preplanned landing site and the personal to move and hide the plane after touchdown would be needed. The end.

So that rules out everything except the plane crashing into the ocean. If it did indeed crash into the ocean it will not take decades to solve, even if it did crash and the main bulk of the plane stayed intact and sunk quickly there absolutely no way the plane did not break apart in some way upon impact. I don't know when the last time you were on a plane but they have a ton of shit inside that is purposefully meant to float. From the seat cushions to the foam insulation used in the structure. If it did crash I give it less than a year before parts of it wash up on a beach somewhere.

That being said this is 2014, America, Russia, & China have already said they are diverting the use of military satellites to look over the vast ocean for and kind of large wreckage. Last time I checked 19 countries have committed 30 aircraft and 40 naval ships in searching for this plane. Every day that goes by without finding wreckage supports that the plane is intact somewhere.

[QH's Paw]

Why not?

You want to believe a huge conspiracy theory instead?
You realize that the more people are involved...the secret gets impossible to keep secret. Imagine if ONE pilot planned the whole thing and practiced doing it at home using his flight sim.
Haven't you been watching the news?

ONE guy did it and he did it so well. That's what I think happened.
It may take years or even decades to solve this mystery and maybe it will never get solved.
It's like Lee Harvey Oswald kinda shit.

God help me for engaging in this with you.

A single person could not have landed is plane all on his own in Vietnam without the world knowing it. A support group with a preplanned landing site and the personal to move and hide the plane after touchdown would be needed. The end.

So that rules out everything except the plane crashing into the ocean. If it did indeed crash into the ocean it will not take decades to solve, even if it did crash and the main bulk of the plane stayed intact and sunk quickly there absolutely no way the plane did not break apart in some way upon impact. I don't know when the last time you were on a plane but they have a ton of shit inside that is purposefully meant to float. From the seat cushions to the foam insulation used in the structure. If it did crash I give it less than a year before parts of it wash up on a beach somewhere.

That being said this is 2014, America, Russia, & China have already said they are diverting the use of military satellites to look over the vast ocean for and kind of large wreckage. Last time I checked 19 countries have committed 30 aircraft and 40 naval ships in searching for this plane. Every day that goes by without finding wreckage supports that the plane is intact in Vietnam.

FIFY

[FlintRiverFowler]

What about sully Sullivan? He ditched a plane in a river and it didnt break up on impact. Planes can be landed very softly and they do a lot of water landings in simulators. Only thing is if it was an accident to the point where the plane could be landed that softly there would have been a mayday call over the radio. Right?
So there is either a debris field or somebody took it somewhere on purpose with a team of people involved to hide it once it was landed. I'm gonna have to agree with Olly. No single person did this.

[QH's Paw]

What about sully Sullivan? He ditched a plane in a river and it didnt break up on impact. Planes can be landed very softly and they do a lot of water landings in simulators. Only thing is if it was an accident to the point where the plane could be landed that softly there would have been a mayday call over the radio. Right?
So there is either a debris field or somebody took it to Vietnam on purpose with a team of people involved to hide it once it was landed. I'm gonna have to agree with Olly. No single person did this.

Fixed it again.
I know when you guys say "somewhere" it is really code for Vietnam, you're not fooling me.

[FlintRiverFowler]

What about sully Sullivan? He ditched a plane in a river and it didnt break up on impact. Planes can be landed very softly and they do a lot of water landings in simulators. Only thing is if it was an accident to the point where the plane could be landed that softly there would have been a mayday call over the radio. Right?
So there is either a debris field or somebody took it to Vietnam on purpose with a team of people involved to hide it once it was landed. I'm gonna have to agree with Olly. No single person did this.

Fixed it again.
I know when you guys say "somewhere" it is really code for Vietnam, you're not fooling me.

Are you a Vietnam veteran?

[aunt betty]

Everyone was dead.
The plane flew on autopilot until it landed and that can be done on an ocean. Pilots do very little stick time and use auto...
Go to O'hare...look at the planes lined up in the sky PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND PERFECTLY SPACED.
It so perfect because the planes fly themselves.
Olly, you are a coastie and know very little about aviation. I fly my rc plane with actual pilots and we talk.
Its possible and you're just being silly.
Its possible and is highly probable.

[QH's Paw]

What about sully Sullivan? He ditched a plane in a river and it didnt break up on impact. Planes can be landed very softly and they do a lot of water landings in simulators. Only thing is if it was an accident to the point where the plane could be landed that softly there would have been a mayday call over the radio. Right?
So there is either a debris field or somebody took it to Vietnam on purpose with a team of people involved to hide it once it was landed. I'm gonna have to agree with Olly. No single person did this.

Fixed it again.
I know when you guys say "somewhere" it is really code for Vietnam, you're not fooling me.

Are you a Vietnam veteran?

Initially, the reports were that Vietnam had the last actual two way transmission with the aircraft, when it entered their airspace or left it's airspace(honestly don't remember which). I can't find any mention of Vietnam or that transmission when I look it up now.
Sorry, I'm not quite old enough for the Vietnam war.