Stupidest thing you ever did

[aunt betty]

In junior high school a friend had a party in his garage. All the cool kids were there and we rolled a joint with the cheech and chong paper from the album BigBamboo (?)

It was FAT and had about 0.5 ounces of good weed in it. I was blazed and on my way home rode my bike right into a fire hydrant. Laid there laughing for quite a while. OUCH!

[assateague]

Mine's weed related, too, but pretty sure any statute of limitations is since expired. On second thought, I better check first.

[gila-river]

Went to Tijuana with my brother and a buddy of ours who is in the Marine Corps. It did not end well. We tell the story and laugh now but some of it was scary as shit.

[hudson]

Recently started a thread that you already did

[(MT)Montanafowler]

responded to a thread created by betty.

[FlintRiverFowler]

This is gonna require some thinking to pinpoint the absolute stupidest shit I ever did bc I was a DUMBASS when I was younger

[Mornin Beef]

oh god, Im with flint on this

[3legged_lab]

Went to Tijuana with my brother and a buddy of ours who is in the Marine Corps. It did not end well. We tell the story and laugh now but some of it was scary as shit.

"No senior. No donkey show."

[Mornin Beef]

the stupidest things I dont think i can reveal to the internet, but I remember my first day of school at syracuse in the dorms i got super crocked and could not remember what dorm was mine, after wandering around and getting more sloshed trying to remember I kinda ended up blacking out and trying every dorm room door until finally one wasnt locked and just fell into the bed and passed out. I was woken up by a huge black girl who beat and threw everything at me she could get her hands on in her room until i fell out of her room. god, im remembering dumber shit than that.

[Olly]

Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.

[assateague]

Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.

The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.

[Mornin Beef]

Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.

The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.

actually thats smart considering...

[aunt betty]

Smuggled a half pound of weed through the port of Miami. When I saw the dog walking amongst the luggage, I almost shit. Instead I picked my bag up and casually strolled out. I say "casually", but pretty sure I looked like I was having a heart attack and diarrhea while in a sauna.

The statute of limitations for this sort of thing is 5 years, for the record. And it was over 22 years ago.

Redbud from SE Asia? That was some good shit man...

[BrewGUN]

Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.

Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!

[AKPirate]

Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.

Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!

Growing up waterskiing and we would try to cut hard with your head close to the water. Some bad wipeouts

[Olly]

Jumped out of a speed boat going close to 60 MPH. I was black and blue on one side for over a month and my head could not turn to the left without immense pain. One of the few times I can look back and actually say I could have easily died or maimed myself.

Let me guess, you were probably 22-25 years old? For some reason a lot of college kids that party up here think its the cool thing to do, all shuts and grins until you crumple yourself into a stump or submerged log!

I was 21 and it wasn't near any shallow water. Buddy and I thought it would be funny. Alcohol was a factor.

[assateague]

[Olly]

I still think I possibly fractured something in my neck and broke ribs. Thank god his GF made us put on PFD's before we jumped off.

[Frylock]

Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.

[Olly]

Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.

[Bootlipkiller]

Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.

[sws002]

Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.

Frylock wins the thread!

[MOhuntingGuy]

Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.

[Frylock]

Dumbest thing I ever did was to get engaged, smartest thing I ever did was dump her and trade the engagement ring for a new SBE II.

Frylock wins the thread!

Haha! I had too redeem myself after pissing all over the daily facts thread.

[sws002]

Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.

Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!

[MOhuntingGuy]

Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.

Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!

Didn't think about that when packing the truck for a weekend trip!

[sws002]

Going down the highway with some buddies cruising well over the speed limit and opening the passenger door, climbing into the bed and passing 4 beers in through the back window and getting back in.

Amateurs don't pack the cooler within reach of the back window!

Didn't think about that when packing the truck for a weekend trip!

Where the cooler of beer is located should always be priority #1.

[rebelp74]

Probably heroine

[GadwallGetter530]

Probably heroine

Go big or go home.

[R. Chapman]

Probably belly flopping it off a 30-40 cliff into a lake or drinking half a pint in one sitting.