The what's for dinner thread!

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Just like peanuts- when did they suddenly morph into Ebola? I recall absolutely nobody puffing up and dying from eating a Snickers when I was growing up, much less dying from standing too close to me while I was eating a snickers. But apparently now people are so fragile that simply being on the same plane as a peanut will cause them to vomit their organs out. Bunch of nonsense.

this i agree with, as well as the wheat allergy bullshit. in the last 3 years I've heard a ton of people i know who now claim that they're allergic to wheat, i think it's all a fad.

[rebelp74]

Just like peanuts- when did they suddenly morph into Ebola? I recall absolutely nobody puffing up and dying from eating a Snickers when I was growing up, much less dying from standing too close to me while I was eating a snickers. But apparently now people are so fragile that simply being on the same plane as a peanut will cause them to vomit their organs out. Bunch of nonsense.

Signs of overpopulation

[Eric Haynes]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

[rebelp74]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

[Eric Haynes]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

[rebelp74]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

It's ok, we ain't all able.

[ohioduck]

I drink alot of milk. between my daughter and I, I bet we go through 5-6 gallons a week.

[Woody]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

What percent fat are you drinking?

[Eric Haynes]

I'm allergic to penicillin, and made a few medics give me shots just to see what would happen, and to make sure I was still allergic.

I wouldn't be scared of no damn milk sugar.

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

It's ok, we ain't all able.

So how do you cope?

[Woody]

I drink alot of milk. between my daughter and I, I bet we go through 5-6 gallons a week.

I drink about a half a gallon a day.

[ohioduck]

I drink alot of milk. between my daughter and I, I bet we go through 5-6 gallons a week.

I drink about a half a gallon a day.

Thats about what I drink. 2%

[rebelp74]

I used to drink tons of milk. The older I've gotten, the less I can drink. If I have it with cereal or food, I'm okay, but If I just pound a glass or two with nothing else, I end up on the toilet for hours full of gas and liquid. I still drink it if I'm feeling like I need to purge the system out though. I've switched over to vanilla almond milk because it tastes better anyways.

One question though. If milk does this to me, why doesn't ice cream? I can crush a pint and be perfectly fine.

You've become a pussy.

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

It's ok, we ain't all able.

So how do you cope?

I get down, but then I remember I have a really large penis and it cheers me up.

[Eric Haynes]

So how do you cope?

I get down, but then I remember I have a really large penis and it cheers me up.

But then you remember that you are married and a big dick means nothing

[Woody]

Eric, if you are drinking skim or 1/2% you may want to try 2% or whole milk. The extra fats in ice cream may be helping your body break down the milk in a more tolerable way. The extra fat in 2% might do the same for you.

[Woody]

I didn't want to go public with it! Thanks a lot. Here I thought I had this badass internet ego to live up to

It's ok, we ain't all able.

So how do you cope?

I get down, but then I remember I have a really large penis and it cheers me up.

So what you are saying is you like big dick and big dick makes you happy?

[rebelp74]

So how do you cope?

I get down, but then I remember I have a really large penis and it cheers me up.

But then you remember that you are married and a big dick means nothing

it was a movie reference

[Eric Haynes]

Eric, if you are drinking skim or 1/2% you may want to try 2% or whole milk. The extra fats in ice cream may be helping your body break down the milk in a more tolerable way. The extra fat in 2% might do the same for you.

I've tried them all, multiple times. All ends the same. Me running to the toilet every 30 minutes for a 10 second fart and liquid spraying out my ass.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Eric, if you are drinking skim or 1/2% you may want to try 2% or whole milk. The extra fats in ice cream may be helping your body break down the milk in a more tolerable way. The extra fat in 2% might do the same for you.

I've tried them all, multiple times. All ends the same. Me running to the toilet every 30 minutes for a 10 second fart and liquid spraying out my ass.

the lactose in milk is converted into glucose in ice cream, if I remember right.

[hudson]

Bordens Dutch chocolate milk is the best I've had

[ohioduck]

We get some here that you can watch the cream rise to the top. Still comes in a glass jar. So good ice cold.

[aunt betty]

We get some here that you can watch the cream rise to the top. Still comes in a glass jar. So good ice cold.

Glass jar eh?
Do they call it Mooshine?

[ohioduck]

We get some here that you can watch the cream rise to the top. Still comes in a glass jar. So good ice cold.

Glass jar eh?
Do they call it Mooshine?

Chocolate milk

[hudson]

Mmmm shine

[aunt betty]

Mmmm shine

I've got some 151 proof I found (yeah found ) that'll give you the Granny "DING" just like on Beverly Hillbillies .
You get this silly grin...

[hudson]

Mmmm shine

I've got some 151 proof I found (yeah found ) that'll give you the Granny "DING" just like on Beverly Hillbillies .
You get this silly grin...

Ooofff I'd like to give that a sip

[ohioduck]

Mmmm shine

I've got some 151 proof I found (yeah found ) that'll give you the Granny "DING" just like on Beverly Hillbillies .
You get this silly grin...

Keep that shit to yourself. I don't do shine anymore.

[The Duck Hammer]

Bordens Dutch chocolate milk is the best I've had

You ever had Promised Land? It is the nectar of the gods.

[The Duck Hammer]

Chocolate milk

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RMFC calls it Chocapoomoo.

No that's called a disgusting piece of murky brown shit they call chocolate milk.

Wtf Rex? Every time I start thinking you're an ok guy you go and say stupid shit like this.

[hudson]

Bordens Dutch chocolate milk is the best I've had

You ever had Promised Land? It is the nectar of the gods.

never heard of it but will keep an eye out.love me some good chocolate milk

[hudson]

Chocolate milk

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1395370282.692668.jpg

RMFC calls it Chocapoomoo.

No that's called a disgusting piece of murky brown shit they call chocolate milk.

Wtf Rex? Every time I start thinking you're an ok guy you go and say stupid shit like this.

what did you expect from Mr they are called gems so fuck you hahaha