Random daily facts

[AKPirate]

Haha dick.

Do you two fags think its a good idea to have homo relations in the site owners thread? Go do this crap in the Taxi forum where no one else goes.

Basically the way I see it.

[DC727]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/77-facts ... -true?bffb


i win.

[capt1972]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/77-facts-that-sound-like-huge-lies-but-are-completely-true?bffb


i win.

Dildo of god

[aunt betty]

#74 is fucking bullshit. In the millions of years since the dinosaurs each molecule of water has been broken down and reformed, evaporated etc.
You really believe that a water molecule is "permanent"?

[The Duck Hammer]

Jelly fish are 98% water. If you leave them in the sun they will evaporate

[3legged_lab]

Jelly fish are 98% water. If you leave them in the sun they will evaporate

No, they're 98% jelly

[The Duck Hammer]

JFK ordered over 1000 Cuban cigars just hours before he signed the embargo making them illegal.

[The Duck Hammer]

The total weight of all the ants on the earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

[NuffDaddy]

The total weight of all the ants on the earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

That's crazy

[Tiler_J]

Duck Hammer is full of shit and apparently Snapple. Fact.

[Ajverret]

The reason their is no channel 1 on an antenna tv is because that wave length is reserved for radio station

[ohioduck]

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose

[aunt betty]

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose

the other 99.7% involve a bottle with a moose on it.

[Eric Haynes]

0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose

the other 99.7% involve a bottle with a moose on it.

I don't think Yuk or LTD have a moose on their bottles:lol::lol:

[aunt betty]

If you leave your eyes open when you sneeze you'll pop your eyes out.

[triplecurl]

There is a garbage swirl the size of Texas floating in the ocean. Fact.

[ohioduck]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

[assateague]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

[Feelin' Fowl]

It's the slow season so why not make the day more interesting with daily facts. I'll try to post a new one everyday. No format just interesting fun stuff.

19MAR2014
John Tyler, the 10th president of the United States, has a grandson who’s alive today.

Olly has not been posting new facts daily.

Fact.

[ohioduck]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

[gock5]

Planarian flatworms can regenerate their heads if they are cut off. FACT!!!!

[Woody]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

[ohioduck]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

I just threw up a little...

[Woody]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

I just threw up a little...

Why? It is just a flavored condom.

[ohioduck]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

I just threw up a little...

Why? It is just a flavored condom.

:barfingsmiley:

[bill herian]

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

Before that you would just kill her and raid another village.

Ah, the good old days.

[3legged_lab]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

Coitus? Really? Ive only ever heard one other nerd use that word

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[Ajverret]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid coitus blow or lick?

Coitus? Really? Ive only ever heard one other nerd use that word

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That's probly how he learned it

[aunt betty]

My high school history book had a reference to coitus interuptus in it so one day I asked the teacher (cute blonde) what it meant.
That day was a good one.

[Woody]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid fuck, blow or lick?

Coitus? Really? Ive only ever heard one other nerd use that word

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Is that better? I thought I would inject some class into the thread, but excuse me.