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Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:12 am

The flight 370 thing is interesting as hell. Watching all these news people crybaby about, "we have no real facts" but stay tuned...

I propose that we do a cost analysis on a design idea I have. The idea is to equip an aircraft with a satellite phone and have the phone active during a 12-hour flight.

Satellite phones I looked at were about $300. How much is the service and what type of location data is available to service providers.

There will certainly be demand for such a device.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:15 am

Doesn't the coast guard require such a device on sailboats in the ocean? A coastie would know. Tell us how much it'd cost to put the same thing on aircraft.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:59 am

That technolgy is beyond our time. Market that shit.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:03 am

Do it betty, you're a pioneer. Nobody else has thought of this shit yet.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:06 am

aunt betty wrote:Doesn't the coast guard require such a device on sailboats in the ocean? A coastie would know. Tell us how much it'd cost to put the same thing on aircraft.


An Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon or EPIRB is used to alert search and rescue services in the event of an emergency.It does this by transmitting a coded message on the 406 MHz distress frequency via satellite and earth stations to the nearest rescue co-ordination centre.

Some EPIRBs also have built-in GPS which enables the rescue services to accurately locate you to +/- 50 .
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:11 am

ohioduck wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Doesn't the coast guard require such a device on sailboats in the ocean? A coastie would know. Tell us how much it'd cost to put the same thing on aircraft.


An Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon or EPIRB is used to alert search and rescue services in the event of an emergency.It does this by transmitting a coded message on the 406 MHz distress frequency via satellite and earth stations to the nearest rescue co-ordination centre.

Some EPIRBs also have built-in GPS which enables the rescue services to accurately locate you to +/- 50 .

Copy and paste from wiki?
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:14 am

3legged_lab wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Doesn't the coast guard require such a device on sailboats in the ocean? A coastie would know. Tell us how much it'd cost to put the same thing on aircraft.


An Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon or EPIRB is used to alert search and rescue services in the event of an emergency.It does this by transmitting a coded message on the 406 MHz distress frequency via satellite and earth stations to the nearest rescue co-ordination centre.

Some EPIRBs also have built-in GPS which enables the rescue services to accurately locate you to +/- 50 .

Copy and paste from wiki?


Yeah. been a while since I've delt with an Epirb.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:31 am

I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:35 am

aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:42 am

Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


You sure Woody
http://law.justia.com/cfr/title46/46-1.0.1.3.17.4.html
§ 25.26-5 Commercial fishing industry vessels.
(a) The owner of a fishing vessel, a fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel, 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length, except for vessels described in paragraph (b) or (c) of this section, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float-free if the vessel sinks.
(b) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel less than 11 meters (36 feet) in length, or 11 meters or more in length which has a builder's certification that the vessel is constructed with sufficient inherently buoyant material to keep the flooded vessel afloat, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes, unless it has installed in a readily accessible location at or near the principal steering station—
(1) A manually activated Category 2 406 MHz EPIRB; or
(2) A float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB.
(3) Until February 1, 1998, a 121.5/243.0 MHz EPIRB meeting §25.26–30.
(c) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel or a fish tender vessel 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length that does not have installed galley or berthing facilities, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float free if the vessel sinks.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:44 am

ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


You sure Woody
http://law.justia.com/cfr/title46/46-1.0.1.3.17.4.html
§ 25.26-5 Commercial fishing industry vessels.
(a) The owner of a fishing vessel, a fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel, 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length, except for vessels described in paragraph (b) or (c) of this section, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float-free if the vessel sinks.
(b) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel less than 11 meters (36 feet) in length, or 11 meters or more in length which has a builder's certification that the vessel is constructed with sufficient inherently buoyant material to keep the flooded vessel afloat, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes, unless it has installed in a readily accessible location at or near the principal steering station—
(1) A manually activated Category 2 406 MHz EPIRB; or
(2) A float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB.
(3) Until February 1, 1998, a 121.5/243.0 MHz EPIRB meeting §25.26–30.
(c) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel or a fish tender vessel 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length that does not have installed galley or berthing facilities, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float free if the vessel sinks.


That's not all boats.
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Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:44 am

I don't know of any commercial fishing sailboats.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:49 am

Woody wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


You sure Woody
http://law.justia.com/cfr/title46/46-1.0.1.3.17.4.html
§ 25.26-5 Commercial fishing industry vessels.
(a) The owner of a fishing vessel, a fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel, 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length, except for vessels described in paragraph (b) or (c) of this section, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float-free if the vessel sinks.
(b) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel, or a fish tender vessel less than 11 meters (36 feet) in length, or 11 meters or more in length which has a builder's certification that the vessel is constructed with sufficient inherently buoyant material to keep the flooded vessel afloat, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes, unless it has installed in a readily accessible location at or near the principal steering station—
(1) A manually activated Category 2 406 MHz EPIRB; or
(2) A float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB.
(3) Until February 1, 1998, a 121.5/243.0 MHz EPIRB meeting §25.26–30.
(c) The owner of a fishing vessel, fish processing vessel or a fish tender vessel 11 meters (36 feet) or more in length that does not have installed galley or berthing facilities, shall ensure that the vessel does not operate on the high seas or beyond three miles from the coastline of the Great Lakes unless it has on board a float-free, automatically activated Category 1 406 MHz EPIRB stowed in a manner so that it will float free if the vessel sinks.


That's not all boats.


In general, U.S. commercial fishing vessels, uninspected passenger vessels that carry six or more people and uninspected commercial vessels are the only vessels legally required to carry an EPIRB. Regardless of the requirements, if you operate a vessel, an emergency beacon could be just as instrumental as wearing a life jacket in saving your life. - See more at: http://coastguard.dodlive.mil/2011/05/w ... KIP3x.dpuf


Ok but it is required on some boats. Not on sailboats or the pink meat.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:54 am

Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


If you are on inland waters you are not required to have flares and not all boats are required throwables.
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Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:56 am

I am actually a little surprised AB had no clue these existed.
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:59 am

ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


If you are on inland waters you are not required to have flares and not all boats are required throwables.


http://www.boatus.com/foundation/guide/equipment_6.html

everything to 65ft i know for sure does...
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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:10 am

Woody wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


If you are on inland waters you are not required to have flares and not all boats are required throwables.


http://www.boatus.com/foundation/guide/equipment_6.html

everything to 65ft i know for sure does...


16 feet and smaller do not require them
http://www.uscgboating.org/fedreqs/default.html Page 10
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:11 am

ohioduck wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Doesn't the coast guard require such a device on sailboats in the ocean? A coastie would know. Tell us how much it'd cost to put the same thing on aircraft.


An Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon or EPIRB is used to alert search and rescue services in the event of an emergency.It does this by transmitting a coded message on the 406 MHz distress frequency via satellite and earth stations to the nearest rescue co-ordination centre.

Some EPIRBs also have built-in GPS which enables the rescue services to accurately locate you to +/- 50 .

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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:21 am

ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
Woody wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I figured something already existed but why would it be required on a sailboat but not a commercial aircraft?
Seems like a no-Brainer.


It isn't required on a boat. They require a ship to shore radio, life jackets, throw-able flotation, flares, fire extinguisher and a horn.


If you are on inland waters you are not required to have flares and not all boats are required throwables.


http://www.boatus.com/foundation/guide/equipment_6.html

everything to 65ft i know for sure does...


16 feet and smaller do not require them
http://www.uscgboating.org/fedreqs/default.html Page 10


boats under 18ft are all kayaks.
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Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:24 am

I have a 12 foot canoe. what about jetskis ???
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Postby Woody » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:31 am

ohioduck wrote:I have a 12 foot canoe. what about jetskis ???


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Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:35 am

Woody wrote:
ohioduck wrote:I have a 12 foot canoe. what about jetskis ???


PWC


We need to get Olly to get us the updated regs.
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:46 am

WFM probably knows more on this subject than the rest of us. I've never been part of the deck side so I don't know much about that side of vessel requirements.
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Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:49 am

I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:51 am

ohioduck wrote:I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .

We're enemies now. :lol:
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Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:52 am

rebelp74 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .

We're enemies now. :lol:


WHY... :cry:
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:54 am

ohioduck wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .

We're enemies now. :lol:


WHY... :cry:

I'm a chief engineer, and y'all can sometimes make it hard. I can say at work I've ran into mostly laid back inspectors but on my personal boat it's been more than a rough go.
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Postby ohioduck » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:58 am

rebelp74 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .

We're enemies now. :lol:


WHY... :cry:

I'm a chief engineer, and y'all can sometimes make it hard. I can say at work I've ran into mostly laid back inspectors but on my personal boat it's been more than a rough go.


I hated every minute of it. I was more likely to let you go with a warning. I hated the paperwork and bullshit. The big stuff I couldn't let slide the safety stuff. There are some that nitpick the shit out of boats. I would rather run search patterns all night and do the Search and rescue side. I was a boat engineer I was more apt to be asleep somewhere than doing boardings.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:59 am

rebelp74 wrote:
ohioduck wrote:I was a boarding officer in the Coast Guard 12 years ago. WFM would definitely know better than me .

We're enemies now. :lol:

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Re: Olly. I have a project for us

Postby aunt betty » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:26 pm

The sailboats I refer to are the ones like people try and circumnavigate with.
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