Random daily facts

[aunt betty]

Mkay...from now on we're calling Woody "FANCY FUCK".
mkay?

[ohioduck]

Because when you smeared it all over your junk, the women would get nowhere near it.

I don't know buddy, Those people probably smelled like an outhouse in Georgia in August normally.

The real question is, would they go down for a mid fuck, blow or lick?

Coitus? Really? Ive only ever heard one other nerd use that word

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Is that better? I thought I would inject some class into the thread, but excuse me.

Not really. you pick croc poop to try to class up.

[Woody]

It was already at the bottom, so it should have been easy... or so I thought.
Fancy Fuck out.

[ohioduck]

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[jarbo03]

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Don't forget "hoe tag", or "Panama City license plate".

[triplecurl]

The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law.

[hudson]

Strawberries are not really a berry but a banana is.its true the cap on my snapple said so

[aunt betty]

The Guinness Book of World Records holds the world record for being the book most often stolen from libraries.

[ohioduck]

Mountain goats aren't actually goats. They are antelopes.

[aunt betty]

Although Ohio State's nickname is the "Buckeye State", long-time residents still prefer the previous nickname of the "Big Red Dangling Nuts State".

[gock5]

A man's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates having sex. FACT!

[Mornin Beef]

Olly hates cops.

[3legged_lab]

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Don't forget "hoe tag", or "Panama City license plate".

I like the second one Jerry, that should be in our urban dictionary thread.

[3legged_lab]

coitus interuptus

That either sounds like Latin for "cock blocker" or a Harry potter spell.

[capt1972]

Strawberries are not really a berry but a banana is.its true the cap on my snapple said so

strawberries are the only fruit with the seeds on the outside.

[Botiz630]

Jelly fish are 98% water. If you leave them in the sun they will evaporate

And that evaporation goes up into the sky where it turns into stars.

[Woody]

Jelly fish are 98% water. If you leave them in the sun they will evaporate

And that evaporation goes up into the sky where it turns into stars.

No those are fireflies stuck in that bluish black thing up there.

[aunt betty]

Astronomy...by Pumba.
Ball of gas. hehe

[MOhuntingGuy]

Infant calves (less than 2 weeks old) only have enough fat reserve to live 48 hours.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Infant calves (less than 2 weeks old) only have enough fat reserve to live 48 hours.

I've seen them go longer without eating. So this isn't a real fact.

It's not fun when they won't suckle and you gotta stick the feeding tube down their throat. Fact.

[MOhuntingGuy]

Infant calves (less than 2 weeks old) only have enough fat reserve to live 48 hours.

I've seen them go longer without eating. So this isn't a real fact.

It's not fun when they won't suckle and you gotta stick the feeding tube down their throat. Fact.

It's true for Holsteins. And tube feeding them isn't bad. It's easy. I just had to tube 3 of them today. Fact.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Infant calves (less than 2 weeks old) only have enough fat reserve to live 48 hours.

I've seen them go longer without eating. So this isn't a real fact.

It's not fun when they won't suckle and you gotta stick the feeding tube down their throat. Fact.

It was good practice for those girls who wouldn't suck in high school though.

[aunt betty]

News said 1 in 5 Americans is suffering from some type of mental illness then added that 18% of jail inmates....
Get locked up and your chances of having mental illness go down by two percent. Govt. Statistics are always accurate.

There are no facts in this post.

[RonE]

News said 1 in 5 Americans is suffering from some type of mental illness then added that 18% of jail inmates....
Get locked up and your chances of having mental illness go down by two percent. Govt. Statistics are always accurate.

There are no facts in this post.

Sounds like Government/Media math to me. 90% of government statistics are correct 40% of the time.

[BrewGUN]

News said 1 in 5 Americans is suffering from some type of mental illness then added that 18% of jail inmates....
Get locked up and your chances of having mental illness go down by two percent. Govt. Statistics are always accurate.

There are no facts in this post.

Sounds like Government/Media math to me. 90% of government statistics are correct 40% of the time.

And 76.25% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Also 5/3 of all Americans have troubles with fractions!

[gock5]

It's illegal in 9 countries...they've done studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time!

[3legged_lab]

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[MOhuntingGuy]

Chive.

[3legged_lab]

Chive.

Yup

[bill herian]

The doritos one is just not true. You know the ones that are caked with that shit taste better.

For once I know what I'm talking about.