FlintRiverFowler

[Redbeard]

Yes

[Botiz630]

Totes.

[Willie]

Totes.

Totes ghey

[Botiz630]

Redman's cool enough to still be in the club even though he left DHC.

[Bulldog0156]

Happy birthday Flint!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Yes

They sit around and discuss their yeti coolers? It's like wow so awesome the lid on mine still opens after 2,147 uses.
Have competitions to see how long it holds ice?

[RonE]

Welcome to your late twenties! Show these guys what your wife got you for your birthday so we can all be jealous.

Thanks buddy.
Here's the gift from my wife... Didnt even have to ask for it. 45 qts.

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theres a club over on DHC, actually more of a secret society. And alls ya need to join is a yeti. You're in brah. Course which frat you were in will determine how fast you will rise up through the ranks. Just try not to forget us little people huh

Speaking of clubs and secret societies, are any of the Californians in the Clampers? ECV?

[Redbeard]

Que?

[vincentpa]

I was hoping it would've been a high-class hooker. Could've got one of those, 2 igloos, and 4 months worth of ice instead of just the one present.

x2.

My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday last year. I told her something I haven't had for a long time. She asked what? I said a hot black whore. I'm still waiting for my gift. I think next time I'll just ask for money and not tell her what it's for.

[3legged_lab]

Yes

They sit around and discuss their yeti coolers? It's like wow so awesome the lid on mine still opens after 2,147 uses.
Have competitions to see how long it holds ice?

They sit around on top of their yetis, in a circular fashion, and throw a yeti sticker down on the ground.....

[rebelp74]

Totes.

mcgoats

[sws002]

Totes.

mcgoats

totes ma goats.jpg

[3legged_lab]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

[Olly]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

AB?

[3legged_lab]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

AB?

What? I thought the topic shifted to goats?

[RonE]

Que?

The Clampers...........E Clampus Vitus

[Redbeard]

Que?

The Clampers...........E Clampus Vitus

gotcha. Never heard clampers before

[assateague]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

Dutch squats to pee most of the time. This morning, he had to pee so hard that it was shooting out from between his front legs at least a foot. I told him "you've gotta learn to torque it down, boy" and chuckled to myself.

[assateague]

Welcome to your late twenties! Show these guys what your wife got you for your birthday so we can all be jealous.

Thanks buddy.
Here's the gift from my wife... Didnt even have to ask for it. 45 qts.

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Are you going to keep it clean for drinks and food or get it all full of fish scales and blood?
Happy Birthday Flint.

It's for beer and to be used as a seat in the boat.

I have recliner, couch, and love seat to sit on that cost less than that cooler. Combined.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Welcome to your late twenties! Show these guys what your wife got you for your birthday so we can all be jealous.

Thanks buddy.
Here's the gift from my wife... Didnt even have to ask for it. 45 qts.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1395945857.116455.jpg

Are you going to keep it clean for drinks and food or get it all full of fish scales and blood?
Happy Birthday Flint.

It's for beer and to be used as a seat in the boat.

I have recliner, couch, and love seat to sit on that cost less than that cooler. Combined.

My sister knows someone who works for dicks sporting goods, that cooler was gotten for 200 bucks. And I won't have to buy another for a long time.

[assateague]

Unless you lose it. I don't think I've ever had a cooler "break" which caused me to have to buy another. It was always losing it (which pretty much means getting drunk and leaving it somewhere, but "lose" sounds better)

And the $200 price tag STILL covers all the furniture I listed you could probably throw in at least two of my TVs and stay under that number, too.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Unless you lose it. I don't think I've ever had a cooler "break" which caused me to have to buy another. It was always losing it (which pretty much means getting drunk and leaving it somewhere, but "lose" sounds better)

And the $200 price tag STILL covers all the furniture I listed you could probably throw in at least two of my TVs and stay under that number, too.

Wow you really do run lean financially, where did your furniture come from for that cheap?

[sws002]

Unless you lose it. I don't think I've ever had a cooler "break" which caused me to have to buy another. It was always losing it (which pretty much means getting drunk and leaving it somewhere, but "lose" sounds better)

And the $200 price tag STILL covers all the furniture I listed you could probably throw in at least two of my TVs and stay under that number, too.

Wow you really do run lean financially, where did your furniture come from for that cheap?

He's Mexican, you do the math...

[assateague]

Unless you lose it. I don't think I've ever had a cooler "break" which caused me to have to buy another. It was always losing it (which pretty much means getting drunk and leaving it somewhere, but "lose" sounds better)

And the $200 price tag STILL covers all the furniture I listed you could probably throw in at least two of my TVs and stay under that number, too.

Wow you really do run lean financially, where did your furniture come from for that cheap?

Goodwill. Not gonna buy new furniture until the kids are grown and there's no more dogs. So pretty much never Recliner was $25, couches were $75 for both, and the TVs were, I think, $10 each.

If I had a $1000 couch and a cup of Kool Aid got spilled on it, or the dog came in muddy and jumped on it, I think if have an aneurysm. I look at buying cheap used furniture as saving on health care costs.

[RonE]

Why do Mexicans drive cars painted with primer?

[RonE]

In English, YETI translates to "steal me".

[Olly]

Goodwill. Not gonna buy new furniture until the kids are grown and there's no more dogs. So pretty much never Recliner was $25, couches were $75 for both, and the TVs were, I think, $10 each.

If I had a $1000 couch and a cup of Kool Aid got spilled on it, or the dog came in muddy and jumped on it, I think if have an aneurysm. I look at buying cheap used furniture as saving on health care costs.

Assa you're wife must be on the same wavelength as you. I'm not married but I can't think of any wives I know that would allow a $75 couch in their home.

[assateague]

She is for the most part. But the horses are an excellent bargaining chip, when it comes right down to it.

[Redbeard]

She is for the most part. But the horses are an excellent bargaining chip, when it comes right down to it.

the horses. That's it. She'd rather drop her coin on her babies that furniture, or new floors, or new paint, etc. I don't have horses. So I have new floors, new paint and soon to have new couches.

[BrewGUN]

Goodwill. Not gonna buy new furniture until the kids are grown and there's no more dogs. So pretty much never Recliner was $25, couches were $75 for both, and the TVs were, I think, $10 each.

If I had a $1000 couch and a cup of Kool Aid got spilled on it, or the dog came in muddy and jumped on it, I think if have an aneurysm. I look at buying cheap used furniture as saving on health care costs.

Assa you're wife must be on the same wavelength as you. I'm not married but I can't think of any wives I know that would allow a $75 couch in their home.

All the living room furniture in my house cost less than $50, everything was either garage sale steals(coffee tables/end tables) or people getting married and don't need two sets of couches, so those were free. We have a lot of wealthy people around here that get rid of some really nice stuff during spring cleaning.