FlintRiverFowler

[Redbeard]

Back on topic.

Flint...have the brah's accepted you yet?

Careful depending on which chapter you join, you may have to be sexed in

[3legged_lab]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

Dutch squats to pee most of the time. This morning, he had to pee so hard that it was shooting out from between his front legs at least a foot. I told him "you've gotta learn to torque it down, boy" and chuckled to myself.

I laughed at this. Did he pee in his beard?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Back on topic.

Flint...have the brah's accepted you yet?

Careful depending on which chapter you join, you may have to be sexed in

I'm not a member over there. Technically. Any more. "I" was banned.

[Redbeard]

You offended the brahs?

[FlintRiverFowler]

You offended the brahs?

Yeah apparently you can't kill ducks in march in Georgia.
They freaked. They were gonna call the game warden.

[Redbeard]

Zero senses of humor. Sounds like CA forum over there

[Botiz630]

We have a lot of wealthy people around here that get rid of some really nice stuff during spring cleaning.

So like late June?

[assateague]

The wife decided she wanted some goats not long after we were married so she found a guy on craigslist giving away a pair. The billy had horns about 18" long and pee'd in his own beard quite often, I named him boner.

Dutch squats to pee most of the time. This morning, he had to pee so hard that it was shooting out from between his front legs at least a foot. I told him "you've gotta learn to torque it down, boy" and chuckled to myself.

I laughed at this. Did he pee in his beard?

Nope. But it was impressive, nonetheless. Especially since he was looking around, checking things out around the yard with a noble expression on his face, while shooting pee from between his front legs.