What is the minimum # of sheets required???

[aunt betty]

Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms.
So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?

At home using Charmin I can get by with five.
FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN.
NAH AH AH.

[RonE]

You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.

[aunt betty]

You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.

I know. You use the same corn cob every day and have been since the outhouse fire in 1954.

[vincentpa]

Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms.
So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?

At home using Charmin I can get by with five.
FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN.
NAH AH AH.

You must have permanent skid marks on your underwear.

[Frylock]

Three or four but I'm pretty messy and get a fair amount on my hands as well.

[QH's Paw]

I heard some guys get by with just 1 and then, 1 more to clean under their finger nails.

[Olly]

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

[assateague]

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[assateague]

The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

[QH's Paw]

The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

But, it's okay when there's no company?

[aunt betty]

The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

[assateague]

The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

But, it's okay when there's no company?

As far as you know

[ducks~n~bucks]

Assa, you trying to get free duck commander shit or something?

[3legged_lab]

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

Same here. They grow new trees everyday.

[triplecurl]

Wet wipes are the shit.

[NuffDaddy]

4 minimum if it's the good paper. The 1 ply shit paper usually takes at least 10 pieces. I've had days where it's a lot more.

[aunt betty]

Been noticing how I can make a monster roll last a month when camping but at home its like five days...my female must use more or something...

[GadwallGetter530]

I give zero sheets about this thread....

[T Man]

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

This. Toilet paper is one thing you don't ration.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

[3legged_lab]

Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.

[AKPirate]

Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.

[Feelin' Fowl]

[Frylock]

Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.

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[aunt betty]

You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.

[NuffDaddy]

You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.

I sure as hell do!!

[huntall6]

Wet wipes are the shit.

This.

I stole my daughters wet wipe warmer and it now resides on the back of the toilet. One of the best ideas I ever had!

[FlintRiverFowler]

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

Damn straight. Ill even shower afterwards if its super sticky.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Wet wipes are the shit.

Don't flush them. Wet wipes ruined a hunting trip one time bc I had to spend most of a day diggin up my septic tank and gettin somebody to pump it.

[RonE]

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

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