AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:AKPirate wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:My wife wanted turkey sandwiches and potato salad from Safeway so we could eat on the porch and watch the sun set over the ocean.
What did you get her for her birthday?
Weren't you listening? He already said a turkey sammich from Safeway.
Figured he wrapped the condiments up in wrapping paper...
Heavy on the mayo.