Opinions Wanted

[waterfowlman]

Feed them in the same place every day. After a few days, set up a large net to trap them all at once.

[Bulldog0156]

Why not just get a gator for the pond?

[sws002]

Why not just get a gator for the pond?

Damnit man, aren't you paying attention, he needs to show dead birds to make money. You think Assa is about to pass up on free money?

[bill herian]

This is why you use angie's list.

[waterfowlman]

This is why you use angie's list.

She's a lying extortionist cunt.

[bill herian]

This is why you use angie's list.

She's a lying extortionist cunt.

Someone got a bad review.

[waterfowlman]

This is why you use angie's list.

She's a lying extortionist cunt.

Someone got a bad review.

A plumber friend of mine in Florida was in the top ten of hundreds of plumbers on her list. A search and he always came up on the first page with hundreds of positive reviews and no negative.
Angies List contacted him and was attempting to sell him $50,000 in advertising on their site.
He told them "no thanks" and suddenly went from first page every time to page 40 or something like that. He is part of a lawsuit charging the website with extortion. There are lots of other stories like his involving Angies List.

[Bulldog0156]

Why not just get a gator for the pond?

Damnit man, aren't you paying attention, he needs to show dead birds to make money. You think Assa is about to pass up on free money?

Gators have a slow metabolism right? Just let him do his thing for a few days, then cut him open and reap your reward!

[3legged_lab]

I didnt read the whole thread so excuse me if its already been dismissed, but the g5 will fucking murder geese, there wont be any "shishkabobbing and walking around". You should have just texted and asked me because I love these things. On my setup they fly as true as field points all the way out to 60. Can I come help, I have plenty of g5s?
Trauma

[Feelin' Fowl]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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[The Duck Hammer]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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He'd probably end up catching Flint's grounds crew before he caught the geese.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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He'd probably end up catching Flint's grounds crew before he caught the geese.

It's not chorizo...

[The Duck Hammer]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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He'd probably end up catching Flint's grounds crew before he caught the geese.

It's not chorizo...

This is true, but everybody still loves bacon.

[3legged_lab]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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That's real nice. Did you draw that with your computer crayons?

[Feelin' Fowl]

Use bacon. Everyone loves bacon...

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That's real nice. Did you draw that with your computer crayons?

Googled that shit!

[QH's Paw]

If they are roosting/nesting somewhere on the course, just go in at 2:00am and start clobbering them caveman style with a bat or other blunt object. They're really confused when you come up on them in the dark with a bright light or, so I've been told.
I think you are way over thinking it and trying to include too much unnecessary logistics. But hey, you want to waste all that money on arrows and tips and piss the lawn mower guy and greenskeeper off, be my guest.
Aren't you the one that always says people are giving those birds too much credit for being smart, or something like that.

[Flightstopper]

It's too bad there are so many houses on the course, because the whole situation has almost unlimited redneck potential. We gotta be out of there by 6 am anyway, but can't risk having the early morning jogger turn a corner and see some guy standing in the back of the cart like a Roman chariot swinging a fucking ball and chain like that dude in Mad Max.

That is hilarious.

[aunt betty]

AT...serious.
You need this stuff and some querari.
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[assateague]

Do I look aboriginal?

[assateague]

If they are roosting/nesting somewhere on the course, just go in at 2:00am and start clobbering them caveman style with a bat or other blunt object. They're really confused when you come up on them in the dark with a bright light or, so I've been told.
I think you are way over thinking it and trying to include too much unnecessary logistics. But hey, you want to waste all that money on arrows and tips and piss the lawn mower guy and greenskeeper off, be my guest.
Aren't you the one that always says people are giving those birds too much credit for being smart, or something like that.

I'm not overthinking it, it's all these other duck dicks doing that All I wanted to know was will a G5 SGH go through a goose.

And I've already got the heads and arrows, no expense. Matter of fact, the whole point was me trying to AVOID expense, dammit.

[ohioduck]

If they are roosting/nesting somewhere on the course, just go in at 2:00am and start clobbering them caveman style with a bat or other blunt object. They're really confused when you come up on them in the dark with a bright light or, so I've been told.
I think you are way over thinking it and trying to include too much unnecessary logistics. But hey, you want to waste all that money on arrows and tips and piss the lawn mower guy and greenskeeper off, be my guest.
Aren't you the one that always says people are giving those birds too much credit for being smart, or something like that.

I'm not overthinking it, it's all these other duck dicks doing that All I wanted to know was will a G5 SGH go through a goose.

And I've already got the heads and arrows, no expense. Matter of fact, the whole point was me trying to AVOID expense, dammit.

buy a farm goose and shoot it see what happens.

[assateague]

I didnt read the whole thread so excuse me if its already been dismissed, but the g5 will fucking murder geese, there wont be any "shishkabobbing and walking around". You should have just texted and asked me because I love these things. On my setup they fly as true as field points all the way out to 60. Can I come help, I have plenty of g5s?
Trauma

See, now this is useful information.

[aunt betty]

Do I look aboriginal?

Mexican, aboriginal, Mayan, inca...what is the difference?

[rebelp74]

Sling.Shot.

[rebelp74]

Bowmag

[capt1972]

You know Assa, video will be required of the operation!

[rebelp74]

Get rod and reel, bait the hook with bread and have blast reeling it in.

[gila-river]

A bola:

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[ohioduck]

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[The Duck Hammer]

A bola:

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I looked every where to find one of those to post here and couldn't remember what it was called.