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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:10 pm

ManlyMan wrote:URGENT STATUS UPDATE. DUVET HAS BEEN THROWN OUT!!! Duvet was down feathers which the lady is allegedly allergic to.

That didn't take long.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Tomkat » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:16 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Boys pack your bags and head to Nashville. I'm throwing a breakup party for the ages. Calling it all off. NO ONE FUCKS WITH THIS MAN'S DUVET.

Naw, thats not how its gonna happen. The fact is, having her in your bed means more than what blanky you have on it. Suck it up home boy. I told you to prepare for the reality of cohabitation. This is the top of the ice burg.

The romance stage is over! :)
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Re: Big day today.

Postby aunt betty » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:18 pm

My wife knows she can't change me. Its take me how I am or not.
50/50
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:30 pm

How the fuck are you going to go goose hunting?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:31 pm

And wait just one damn minute. You THREW AWAY something that probably cost $400? Because she didn't like it?


ffs.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:33 pm

assateague wrote:ffs.

Haha. I like it.


And, she has slept over before, right?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:34 pm

assateague wrote:ffs.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:46 pm

Ok, bumfights or midget tossing for the breakup party entertainment?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:46 pm

assateague wrote:And wait just one damn minute. You THREW AWAY something that probably cost $400? Because she didn't like it?


ffs.


I now know how Julius Caeser felt.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:49 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Ok, bumfights or midget tossing for the breakup party entertainment?


Why not both?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:51 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Ok, bumfights or midget tossing for the breakup party entertainment?


Why not both?

Or midget races?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:53 pm

Et tu, Doc?
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Re: Big day today.

Postby gila-river » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:09 pm

toss homeless midgets and have them fight in mid air.
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

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Re: Big day today.

Postby bill herian » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:23 am

She's not allergic, its the first phase of her plan to get rid of the lab and replace it with a teacup poodle.

Seen this a hundred times.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Rick » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:30 am

I'm thinking Yorkie.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:49 am

I wouldn't lose to much sleep Doc.
She probably won't get fat either.
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Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:12 am

WTF IS THIS SHIT! It's replacing my duvet.

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Re: Big day today.

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:18 am

I think the Doc is fucking with us....
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:19 am

You gotta fight fire with fire!!!


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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:19 am

It looks like a bunch of buttholes quilted together.



Sleep tight, Doc.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:27 am

3legged_lab wrote:It looks like a bunch of buttholes quilted together.



Sleep tight, Doc.


Lol for real
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Rick » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:29 am

Bulldog0156 wrote:I think the Doc is fucking with us....


One can only hope.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby assateague » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:55 am

A "coverlet". How quaint.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:02 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:URGENT STATUS UPDATE. DUVET HAS BEEN THROWN OUT!!! Duvet was down feathers which the lady is allegedly allergic to.


She is probably allergic to all of the strange cum and DNA stuck to it.

I still think this is the actual truth.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:23 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I wouldn't lose to much sleep Doc.
She probably won't get fat either.


It's in the prenup.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:29 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:You gotta fight fire with fire!!!


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:lol:
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Re: Big day today.

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:06 pm

Hey doc remember that time me and Brian got you in the doghouse because we told your old lady that you were posting pictures of her on the Internet so all your creepy Internet friends could see? Haha
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Re: Big day today.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:44 pm

This thread is hilarious. Sorry Doc.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby ManlyMan » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:52 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread is hilarious. Sorry Doc.
sadist.
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Re: Big day today.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread is hilarious. Sorry Doc.
sadist.

Laughter usually comes from somebody else's pain. Case in point, I bet you laugh every time you see some guy get hit in the sack in a youtube video.
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