Assa, your retirement plan....

[Woody]

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[assateague]

I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

[aunt betty]

I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

If there were a bigfoot, don't you think someone would have a good picture of one looking at a trail-cam to figure out where the fuck the flash came from by now?

[bill herian]

I really gotta get busy on this, or somebody's going to beat me to it.

One step at a time buddy, right now you can't even kill a goose with both hands.

[assateague]

Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

[3legged_lab]

Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

Just put your moccasins on and give em the old Mohegan sneak. Mystical flight of the arrow and all that.

[assateague]

Maybe I could sub it out to Uncle Ted. Offer him $25 a goose.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Maybe I could sub it out to Uncle Ted. Offer him $25 a goose.

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[Woody]

Hey now. If I was ok to blast away with my .35, I would have about $2000 of dead geese by now. But I'm not. No way am I trying to catch a Samsquanch with a piece of Firewire and a stick. Although that woould be pretty badass.

I'm lmao picturing Assa on Bigfoot's back trying to put him in a head lock.

[waterfowlman]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

[aunt betty]

Imagine when/if anyone catches a live one. PETA would name the thing and demand we treat "Harry" like royalty.

[Woody]

Imagine when/if anyone catches a live one. PETA would name the thing and demand we treat "Harry" like royalty.

It already has a name, Betty. Gigantopithecus.

[Woody]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

[aunt betty]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

[Woody]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

[ohioduck]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Isn't there supposed to be one on tour now?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/supernatur ... ot2014.asp

[aunt betty]

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That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Isn't there supposed to be one on tour now?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/supernatur ... ot2014.asp

Just curious Ohio but did you read the article in that link you just posted?

Its a hoax.

[NuffDaddy]

I really want to be a Sasquatch and follow those dumb fucking Bigfoot hunters around. But I'm too damn scared of getting shot.

[assateague]

Oh, you would get shot.

[bill herian]

It's going to be really funny when these guys actually find sasquatch and get mauled by what they thought was their frend dressed up in a gorilla suit.

[aunt betty]

It's going to be really funny when these guys actually find sasquatch and get mauled by what they thought was their friend dressed up in a gorilla suit.

The city I live in has a creek that runs through it called the "Boneyard ditch" or "Copper Slough".
There are deer, turkeys, pheasants, coons , skunks, muskrats and everything right in town. (hiding from the yotes)
The way the habitat has been eliminated contributes.

I better go put up a sasquatch camera...you never know.
It'd get stolen though.

[aunt betty]

Found "LittleFoot", BigFoot has a cousin. Lives in the land of the lost.
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[Frylock]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

[aunt betty]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

Yep. Of course science would need several to experiment on. One to see how hot it has to be to kill one. One to see how cold.
Probably want to see how many amps it takes to roast one too.

[Frylock]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

Fuck that, he'd be worth lots more alive.

Yep. Of course science would need several to experiment on. One to see how hot it has to be to kill one. One to see how cold.
Probably want to see how many amps it takes to roast one too.

Mmmmmm....roasted big foot, sounds delicious.

[3legged_lab]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Do you think it would be worth less if I had to quarter it up to get it out of the woods?

[Frylock]

That video is disappointing. If I got that close to sasquatch, he'd have a .338 mag hole in his face.

My thoughts, exactly...

Why kill it? You gonna eat it? If not, let it go. Not hurting anyone.
Maybe it's an alien sent periodically to check on us.
Ask Bill Clinton.
http://m.insideedition.com/?redirurl=/h ... ll-clinton

The man that brings a bigfoot body out of the woods will become a very wealthy man.

Do you think it would be worth less if I had to quarter it up to get it out of the woods?

Only slightly

[3legged_lab]

Of course I would keep the cape in tact for the taxidermist though.