Big day today.

[Tomkat]

Olly, another way I could have said it for him -













Congratulations! Welcome to the club!

I freaking LUCKED out and married a low maintenance woman who works and does not try to control me. 22 years of marriage as a result (next month)

I agree with you. I remember my bachelor days. All I needed was a hammer, a nail, and a beer carton to decorate my walls. Its fun to look back and laugh at now, but I don't miss it. Being comfortable is nice.

[DeadEye_Dan]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Yes. I have actual furniture instead of outlines duct taped on the floor where the furniture was supposed to be. I live in a house instead of a 1968 Detroiter, with the hitch still attached to the frame. I have to remove a dozen pillows so that I can get into my bed.

But there have never been any pink sheets.

[goodkarmarising]

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No pink sheets and the dogs are sleeping on the bed.

[jarbo03]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Yes. I have actual furniture instead of outlines duct taped on the floor where the furniture was supposed to be. I live in a house instead of a 1968 Detroiter, with the hitch still attached to the frame. I have to remove a dozen pillows so that I can get into my bed.

But there have never been any pink sheets.

Have to draw the line somewhere, and that is pink sheets. I have finally purchased a nicer bed set, but my fridge is still full of dead animals and beer.

[ManlyMan]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Is that a bed for midgets? Does she sleep on the floor or is that where you're headed? King sized bed, get on it.

It's a queen bed. Can't fit larger than that in the room.

[ManlyMan]

I still don't see anything on Doc's new bed besides a fitted sheet.

She tucks the sheets in. Which I promptly rip out as soon as I get in bed.

[Feelin' Fowl]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Or you could stop living like a neanderthal as a single guy...

[Olly]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Or you could stop living like a neanderthal as a single guy...

Sorry not every bachelor is as metro as you.

[Feelin' Fowl]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Or you could stop living like a neanderthal as a single guy...

Sorry not every bachelor is as metro as you.

I never lived the single life. Just couldn't imagine not having "nice" things if I wanted them.

[Olly]

[quote="Feelin'Fowl]

I never lived the single life. [/quote]

Oh that explains it then.

[WTN10]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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Is that a bed for midgets? Does she sleep on the floor or is that where you're headed? King sized bed, get on it.

It's a queen bed. Can't fit larger than that in the room.

Step 1. Chainsaw + wall
Step 2. King Bed
Step 3.
Step 4. Profit.

[Feelin' Fowl]

[quote="Feelin'Fowl]

I never lived the single life. [/quote]

Oh that explains it then.[/quote]

Explains what? That the female crap hasn't taken over? That I do the shopping, and have whatever I want in the fridge? That it's ok to wash your sheets more than once every six months?

Doc had his place done up long before the lady friend moved in. Must be super metro...

[Goldfish]

Explains what? That the female crap hasn't taken over? That I do the shopping, and have whatever I want in the fridge? That it's ok to wash your sheets more than once every six months?

Doc had his place done up long before the lady friend moved in. Must be super metro...

So, gaddy is the man of the relationship is what you are saying

[DeadEye_Dan]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Or you could stop living like a neanderthal as a single guy...

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[Feelin' Fowl]

You married guys have forgotten what it's like being single and living in a real shitty bachelor pad. Everyone of you guys might claim to hate the female additions to your homes but I'd bet my next paycheck you love that extra fluffy comforter vs your 10 year old blown out super thin bed sheets that only got washed when some strange left the bed. Instead of a fridge full beer and half eaten candy bars you now have a fridge the rivals the local super market in selection. This thread is so full of "grass is always greener" it's funny. Doc, I say embrace it and enjoy it.

Or you could stop living like a neanderthal as a single guy...

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I don't get it

[Feelin' Fowl]

Explains what? That the female crap hasn't taken over? That I do the shopping, and have whatever I want in the fridge? That it's ok to wash your sheets more than once every six months?

Doc had his place done up long before the lady friend moved in. Must be super metro...

So, gaddy is the man of the relationship is what you are saying

Maybe...

[Olly]

[quote="Feelin'Fowl]

I never lived the single life. [/quote]

Oh that explains it then.[/quote][/quote]

Explains what? That the female crap hasn't taken over? That I do the shopping, and have whatever I want in the fridge? That it's ok to wash your sheets more than once every six months?

Doc had his place done up long before the lady friend moved in. Must be super metro...[/quote]

Relax man. You just admitted you don't have any experience living as a bachelor. Move on.

[Feelin' Fowl]

[quote="Feelin'Fowl]

I never lived the single life. [/quote]

Oh that explains it then.[/quote][/quote]

Explains what? That the female crap hasn't taken over? That I do the shopping, and have whatever I want in the fridge? That it's ok to wash your sheets more than once every six months?

Doc had his place done up long before the lady friend moved in. Must be super metro...[/quote][/quote][/quote]

Relax man. You just admitted you don't have any experience living as a bachelor. Move on.[/quote]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

[Olly]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

[Feelin' Fowl]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

26 and moving around the country for your job. I'm ASSuming that you've been in since graduating high school, and ASSuming that you're not married. A few years with a girl right out of high school is hardly a commitment. Especially if you're no longer committed. Don't get to close or the spray from my binger might get on you.

[Olly]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

26 and moving around the country for your job. I'm ASSuming that you've been in since graduating high school, and ASSuming that you're not married. A few years with a girl right out of high school is hardly a commitment. Especially if you're no longer committed. Don't get to close or the spray from my binger might get on you.

So far you've insulted every guy here who's ever lived more than a few years as a bachelor. And now you're insulting me by assuming that I've never had a serious relationship? And 3rd I'm not 26.

This topic obviously isn't for you. I suggest you head over to http://www.imtooscaredtoeverbealonesoiv ... tforum.com.

[Olly]

Whoops forgot my

[Eric Haynes]

I like when Olly disagrees with someone.

[Feelin' Fowl]

The website is funny, but I was not attempting to insult any of single guys. Simply stating that it's fine to have nice things while single, and that assuming that being in a relationship has too change your style (beer in the fridge or otherwise) is wrong.

How have I insulted you? I don't think I've said it's wrong, or bad to be single. If questioning your expertise on being in a relationship because it appears that you have minimal experience insults you, man up. It's ok to not know everything.

[Woody]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

26 and moving around the country for your job. I'm ASSuming that you've been in since graduating high school, and ASSuming that you're not married. A few years with a girl right out of high school is hardly a commitment. Especially if you're no longer committed. Don't get to close or the spray from my binger might get on you.

So far you've insulted every guy here who's ever lived more than a few years as a bachelor. And now you're insulting me by assuming that I've never had a serious relationship? And 3rd I'm not 26.

This topic obviously isn't for you. I suggest you head over to http://www.imtooscaredtoeverbealonesoiv ... tforum.com.

What if that link actually lead somewhere?

[Olly]

The website is funny, but I was not attempting to insult any of single guys. Simply stating that it's fine to have nice things while single, and that assuming that being in a relationship has too change your style (beer in the fridge or otherwise) is wrong.

How have I insulted you? I don't think I've said it's wrong, or bad to be single. If questioning your expertise on being in a relationship because it appears that you have minimal experience insults you, man up. It's ok to not know everything.

Relax man I was just pushing your buttons. As soon as you said you've never even lived for a while on your own everything you posted was ignored. Einstein once said "The only source of knowledge is experience." and on this topic you have neither.

[The Duck Hammer]

I like when Olly disagrees with someone.

X2, it can be some funny shit.

[RonE]

Even worse. Look at the temporary "solution" until the new comforter arrives.

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That duck lamp is going to have to go, just you wait.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I love Einstein's philosophical works. Some of my favorites!

[RonE]

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No pink sheets and the dogs are sleeping on the bed.

Looks like you are truly living the good life.