Big day today.

[Woody]

Well, he may have a valid point. I've never tried it, so don't know. He could be the genius, if it does indeed work

I have thrown a load on a lady friends pillow when she didn't want to give it up cause she was tired. It went over like a turd in a punch bowl, she was obviously not too tired to get mega screaming pissed.

You did not need to share that.

[DeadEye_Dan]

This thread was full retard from the beginning.

[Mornin Beef]

This thread was full retard from the beginning.

dont get crabby

[Redbeard]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

every body put their asses away

[Redbeard]

No.

I doubt I will ever consider JUST age to be a factor in how much knowledge or wisdom I have. I've never been like that. Knowledge is something you earn and no matter how old you are you can't know the most about everything. Hell Assa just admitted that a guy 20+ years his junior knows more than him about certain subjects. My point all along. I think humans naturally feel entitled to something when they get older.

Then again you're older than me and will automatically write off what I just said and say "you'll understand one day" so it doesn't really matter what I think on the subject because you're older and already know more... of shit this is a vicious cycle!

I think TK just said, with more experience, you might have a different opinion. I didn't see anything that said you would understand. He specifically stated it was his thought, as in possibly not fact. Now who's assuming? Just sayin'.
Do you believe in the next 20 years you will gain no more experience? Do you honestly believe that, over the years of your life, you will never change your opinion? I highly doubt your opinions now match your opinions from when you were 5 years old but, I could be wrong.

Olly if you double your age you will have a different opinion on the value of experience, me thinks. I know I have. Not picking at ya, its just a general observation.

i used to tell my grandpa "you don't know shit old man"

[Mornin Beef]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

every body put their asses away

this spat needs to be resolved, excellent global work Red!

[Redbeard]

[quote="Olly"]Hell Assa just admitted that a guy 20+ years his junior knows more than him about certain subjects.
/quote] some of the wisest old men I know, know they don't know everything

[Olly]

i used to tell my grandpa "you don't know shit old man"

I've never told my granpad he didn't know shit. Then again my grandpa never had to use his age to try and prove he knew what he was talking about either.

[Redbeard]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

every body put their asses away

this spat needs to be resolved, excellent global work Red!

the longer I mod the better I get at it

[Redbeard]

Its cool sharing a home with a hottie, nice job playing it cool. When you sense she dont want to cook, grab the spatula and cook, when you sense she dont want to get intimate, wait til she falls asleep and beat off on her leg.

HAHAHAHA

[Mornin Beef]

And you have none in a committed relationship. Why is it ok for you to make generalizations, but not for me?

When the hell did I say I didn't? You don't know anything about my life now you're assuming and showing your ass.

every body put their asses away

this spat needs to be resolved, excellent global work Red!

the longer I mod the better I get at it

yup, wish olly could understand your heart never wished to rip up the constitution like he's so weary of at the beginning of all this. seriously.

[Olly]

yup, wish olly could understand your heart never wished to rip up the constitution like he's so weary of at the beginning of all this. seriously.

Trying to out crazy Aunt betty tonight?

[The Duck Hammer]

Beef, that confused the fuck out of me. Can I get a translation?

[Rick]

When you're older you'll understand.

[Tomkat]

I think the moderators of this form should have prescription writing powers.

[Mornin Beef]

When you're older you'll understand.

Thanks boss.

[3legged_lab]

i used to tell my grandpa "you don't know shit old man"

And what did you tell him after you got up off the floor with your ass showing?

[3legged_lab]

One positive to this whole debacle. Allegedly I just write shit I want on this list and it magically appears tomorrow. We shall see. Ill report back.

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to follow up: all items present and accounted for. Magic.

Score! Up the game a little and put some more difficult shit on the list.

[Woody]

One positive to this whole debacle. Allegedly I just write shit I want on this list and it magically appears tomorrow. We shall see. Ill report back.

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to follow up: all items present and accounted for. Magic.

Score! Up the game a little and put some more difficult shit on the list.

Like a butt plug?

[capt1972]

One positive to this whole debacle. Allegedly I just write shit I want on this list and it magically appears tomorrow. We shall see. Ill report back.

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to follow up: all items present and accounted for. Magic.

Score! Up the game a little and put some more difficult shit on the list.

Like 1000 rounds of .22lr

[assateague]

Well, he may have a valid point. I've never tried it, so don't know. He could be the genius, if it does indeed work

I have thrown a load on a lady friends pillow when she didn't want to give it up cause she was tired. It went over like a turd in a punch bowl, she was obviously not too tired to get mega screaming pissed.

Well, you accomplished two things: you were no longer worried about not getting some, and you knew she was lying about being tired, for future reference. I'd have to call that a win all the way around.

[jarbo03]

Well, he may have a valid point. I've never tried it, so don't know. He could be the genius, if it does indeed work

I have thrown a load on a lady friends pillow when she didn't want to give it up cause she was tired. It went over like a turd in a punch bowl, she was obviously not too tired to get mega screaming pissed.

Well, you accomplished two things: you were no longer worried about not getting some, and you knew she was lying about being tired, for future reference. I'd have to call that a win all the way around.

Exactly. I call it a win, cause all these years later it still makes me laugh, plus I continued banging that girl for a while.

[sws002]

Its cool sharing a home with a hottie, nice job playing it cool. When you sense she dont want to cook, grab the spatula and cook, when you sense she dont want to get intimate, wait til she falls asleep and beat off on her leg.

Sweet baby Jesus Beef! I about choked I laughed so hard at this!

[ManlyMan]

Deliciousness that was fixed for me tonight.

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[Woody]

Deliciousness that was fixed for me tonight.

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What is it?

[Olly]

Deliciousness that was fixed for me tonight.

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Looks amazing, and FF thought I was knocking the married life. Crazy crazy guy. `

[Bulldog0156]

That looks like a dinner befitting of a manly man!

[RonE]

This thread was full retard from the beginning.

Who's the retard that started the thread?

[ManlyMan]

Deliciousness that was fixed for me tonight.

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What is it?

Quinoa

[The Duck Hammer]

This thread was full retard from the beginning.

Who's the retard that started the thread?

That'd be DJJ.