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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:17 pm

I think I should name the rat "The Boat".
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Re: Rats

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 1:00 pm

Not fair, you are in control of the boat in real life. For now, the rat controls you.
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:49 pm

When you say "the boat", are you referring to the rat?
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Re: Rats

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:00 pm

Just messing with ya. The boat is awesome. That rat has a death wish messing with Assateague!!!!
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Re: Rats

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:15 pm

The rat is a boat? Put a big metal blind on it and it will sink itself.

Sink it. Sink it.
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Re: Rats

Postby sws002 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 6:19 pm

3legged_lab wrote:The rat is a boat? Put a big metal blind on it and it will sink itself.

Sink it. Sink it.


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Re: Rats

Postby quackhead » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:09 pm

Over 1200 views, all for a fucking rat! :lol: :clap:
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Re: Rats

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:45 pm

quackhead wrote:Over 1200 views, all for a fucking rat! :lol: :clap:

Yep but, 100 of those views are yours. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Rats

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:24 pm

I'd be willing to bet that fucking rat snuck into the house and stole the retainer.....he's onto you Assa.
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Re: Rats

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:51 am

aunt betty wrote:I'd setup a feeding station and feed the little SOB for a couple weeks. Fatten him up, get him comfortable, domesticate him, and slap trap on his ass one night.
Be patient. Outsmart the rat AT, or admit that a rat with a pea sized brain is outsmarting you. :)

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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:32 am

Oh no he di-int.
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Re: Rats

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:06 am

Jim, you got a rat update?
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:24 am

No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.
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Re: Rats

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:24 am

assateague wrote:No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.

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Re: Rats

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:44 am

assateague wrote:No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.

Then shouldn't you be setting your traps out there?
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Re: Rats

Postby RonE » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:39 am

assateague wrote:No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.


If we don't see it killed on the rat-cam we will all wonder........Was that really 'the' rat or was it just convenient?
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Re: Rats

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:04 pm

RonE wrote:
assateague wrote:No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.


If we don't see it killed on the rat-cam we will all wonder........Was that really 'the' rat or was it just convenient?


When he took the RatCam down he said fuck it and the poison has been set out.
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Re: Rats

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:10 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
RonE wrote:
assateague wrote:No rat. I've pulled the RatCam. Neighbor has a white fox with black feet in his woods I'm trying to get some footage of. The next pic of the rat you see will be his head on a pike.


If we don't see it killed on the rat-cam we will all wonder........Was that really 'the' rat or was it just convenient?


When he took the RatCam down he said fuck it and the poison has been set out.


I can't blame him. I did mention the high IQ of this rat in my recent haiku.

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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:32 pm

Nope, no poison. Still pastries, peanut butter, and empty traps. My long term goal now may be to kill him with either high cholesterol or diabeetus.
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Re: Rats

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:34 pm

assateague wrote:Nope, no poison. Still pastries, peanut butter, and empty traps. My long term goal now may be to kill him with either high cholesterol or diabeetus.

That'll teach him
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Re: Rats

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:47 pm

assateague wrote:Nope, no poison. Still pastries, peanut butter, and empty traps. My long term goal now may be to kill him with either high cholesterol or diabeetus.


Horseshit. You need to get SERIOUS about catching the fucker. And they do sell other cameras. We miss the rat cam.
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Re: Rats

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:46 pm

assateague wrote:Nope, no poison. Still pastries, peanut butter, and empty traps. My long term goal now may be to kill him with either high cholesterol or diabeetus.


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Re: Rats

Postby quackhead » Wed May 07, 2014 1:22 pm

Well, it either was a disgraceful ending or you got your ass whooped by a rat.
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Wed May 07, 2014 1:57 pm

Nope, everything's still set, I just don't have the RatCam in place anymore. He did get into a bag of flour I had in there, and made a Godawful mess.




I like to think I'm allowing him to get complacent.
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Re: Rats

Postby quackhead » Wed May 07, 2014 4:15 pm

:lol:
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Wed May 07, 2014 5:31 pm

Like the groundhog one I just gave up on.
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Re: Rats

Postby quackhead » Thu May 08, 2014 10:24 am

Only quitters quit!
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Thu May 08, 2014 10:32 am

I had $50 in gas, and about 6 hours in time. I was done.
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Re: Rats

Postby Deltaman » Thu May 08, 2014 10:44 am

What about the goose nuisance venture? Did you ever make any headway on those bastards?
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Re: Rats

Postby assateague » Thu May 08, 2014 11:44 am

I have to start that this weekend. Didn't have enough time to put into it before now.
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