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Re: For Betty!

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:44 pm

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Re: For Betty!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:54 am

Bump for Boot and Tripod, who couldn't remember the name of this thread.

Hahaha! I give most of my threads really interesting names so they are easy to find.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:55 am

Tiler_J wrote:Bump for Boot and Tripod, who couldn't remember the name of this thread.

Hahaha! I give most of my threads really interesting names so they are easy to find.

Game on! :lol:
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:57 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Bump for Boot and Tripod, who couldn't remember the name of this thread.

Hahaha! I give most of my threads really interesting names so they are easy to find.

Game on! :lol:

Game Fucking On!! :lol:
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:05 am

So I'm finding out why Vizio gives you so many hdmi ports, and why the TVs are cheaper than others. I've now lost two of the ports. Just watching TV and boom, done. Can you get them fixed? I'm good with just the two that are left, but I'm sure it'll be just a matter of time before I loose another one.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:12 am

I hunt in Arkansas

It's the most inhospitable place to hunt on earth. Roads inhospitable, leafs inhospitable, wardens inhospitable, ducks are smarter, biscuits are sour, Glad I have a dodge!
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:14 am

This really belongs here-



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It's quite simple and really effective. You should try it.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:25 am

What would be faster for my boat? A 15 horse Johnson or 15 horses towing me by the Johnson?
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:26 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:What would be faster for my boat? A 15 horse Johnson or 15 horses towing me by the Johnson?

HAHAHAHAHA!! My new favorite!
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:28 am

Orange, red, green, black, some make sherbet, all make Dennis Rodman.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:33 am

I use a kazoo to call ducks. It works, a guide told me it works, so it works. It's the Humming.
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For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:35 am

Sandwiches are good, unless they have underwear in them, then they taste like shitty cotton.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:58 am

I have a dog named Milo. It prefers to be called Otis.
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Re: For Betty!

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Re: For Betty!

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:30 am

Lotta funny in this thread. Buncha weirdos.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:37 am

aunt betty wrote:Lotta funny in this thread. Buncha weirdos.

You know what they say....................
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Re: For Betty!

Postby aunt betty » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:44 am

QH's Paw wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Lotta funny in this thread. Buncha weirdos.

You know what they say....................

What you see is what you get?
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:57 am

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Re: For Betty!

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:07 am

aunt betty wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Lotta funny in this thread. Buncha weirdos.

You know what they say....................

What you see is what you get?

Actually, I was thinking more along "it takes one to know one".
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Re: For Betty!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:31 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Orange, red, green, black, some make sherbet, all make Dennis Rodman.

You're so fucking talented at this its hard to compete. Must be getting pointers from your customers at work.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:33 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:I hunt in Arkansas

It's the most inhospitable place to hunt on earth. Roads inhospitable, leafs inhospitable, wardens inhospitable, ducks are smarter, biscuits are sour, Glad I have a dodge!

When it comes to the leafy hole-shot, if you ain't first - you're last.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:12 am

I use Arkansas oak leafs in my biscuits, gives them a sour finish. Sometimes when I finish I go blind.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:54 am

My name is boot.
I hunt in Califagnia, where it is acceptable to take your butt buddy hunting. Me n 3leg have all sorts of fun in the blind but we hide so other hunters can't see our homosexual antics.
(3leg is still in the closet)
Asked him to marry me last nite. Still waiting for an answer. So excited.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:59 am

Sometimes I do. But wait. Why you ask? Force fetching sour biscuits.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:39 am

Dicks fuck pussies and assholes :)
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Re: For Betty!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:27 am

:lol::lol::lol:
Hey boot, im bigger than you so I guess that means I'm the butch one. Sorry bout your luck.
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:41 pm

3legged_lab wrote::lol::lol::lol:
Hey boot, im bigger than you so I guess that means I'm the butch one. Sorry bout your luck.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: For Betty!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:21 am

I hunt in the bayou with some soggy bottom boys, why soggy? Could be mud? Probably Vaseline. It's lonely in the woods and the soggy bottom boys don't scream.

Mmmkay
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Re: For Betty!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:26 am

3legged_lab wrote::lol::lol::lol:
Hey boot, im bigger than you so I guess that means I'm the butch one. Sorry bout your luck.


You mean butt. :lol:
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Re: For Betty!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:27 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:I hunt in the bayou with some soggy bottom boys, why soggy? Could be mud? Probably Vaseline. It's lonely in the woods and the soggy bottom boys don't scream.

Mmmkay


MMMMMKAY!:lol::lol:
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