Hunting with Idiots.

[huntfishnv]

I've never hunted with Rex.

HFNV has, or I have with him.

haha we should have gone out again after that, that morning was really weird. I can't remember if I told you this or not, but after you left around 1130 the hunting got really good, around 2-4pm they really started flying and my brother and I came 1 away from filling our two man limit.

[Redbeard]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

[Flightstopper]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

Haha

[R. Chapman]

I've never hunted with Rex.

HFNV has, or I have with him.

haha we should have gone out again after that, that morning was really weird. I can't remember if I told you this or not, but after you left around 1130 the hunting got really good, around 2-4pm they really started flying and my brother and I came 1 away from filling our two man limit.

Didn't hear that. I know your brother shot that mallard, then I had to leave to go set up elk camp. It was slow though that morning.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

Who are some of the idiots you guys have hunted with? Like stories about guys claiming birds, etc.

Haven't hunted with anyone on here yet.

Your time will come.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

I took one of my friend's dad goose hunting with us. He didn't really understand the whole concept of letting them come into the decoys. I wasn't mad though, it was a lot of fun and we all shot our limits. I even got a band out of the whole deal. Woot woot!!!

[gila-river]

"Guided" a guy on a javelina hunt at the duck club. Got out early and got into a nice game trail but the guy would not shut the fuck up. Wouldn't even whisper. I realized eventually he could care less if we saw a pig let alone harvest one. So I just smiled and nodded my head for three hours while he bent my ear.

[R. Chapman]

I took one of my friend's dad goose hunting with us. He didn't really understand the whole concept of letting them come into the decoys. I wasn't mad though, it was a lot of fun and we all shot our limits. I even got a band out of the whole deal. Woot woot!!!

What's the deal? It's just a band.

[WisconsinWaterfowler]

I took one of my friend's dad goose hunting with us. He didn't really understand the whole concept of letting them come into the decoys. I wasn't mad though, it was a lot of fun and we all shot our limits. I even got a band out of the whole deal. Woot woot!!!

What's the deal? It's just a band.

It's not really. I used to think they were the greatest thing ever but now I just like them so I can see where the bird was from and how old it was.

[aunt betty]

I took one of my friend's dad goose hunting with us. He didn't really understand the whole concept of letting them come into the decoys. I wasn't mad though, it was a lot of fun and we all shot our limits. I even got a band out of the whole deal. Woot woot!!!

What's the deal? It's just a band.

If you hunt geese long enough and travel far enough...eventually you're gonna run into this short little white haired bearded fucker that looks like a little santa claus with a leather hat who has FOUR lanyards so he can display all his bands and calls and shit.
Hang onto your ass when you get there chapman. Just a band...rofl.

[Rick]

Band means it's a despoiled bird, some SOB already had his grubby hands on.

[gila-river]

Only shot 1 banded bird. It was opening weekend of my first season here in AZ. One of the 3 little blue wings I got that morning had a band. It was banded just a few hours from my home town back in Oregon where I hunted 10 years and never saw a banded bird.

[aunt betty]

I shot a banded mallard while sitting on the levee drinking coffee. My buddies went phuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk when I shot it sitting down and didn't even spill my cup. The kid we had with us outran the dog and retrieved it yeliing "It's banded!"...
Got mucho stink-eye that day. The duck I've shown hanging on my wall so many times...that's it.

[Eric Haynes]

Saw it. Would have been a real trophy the next year.

[R. Chapman]

I've shot 2 or 3 ducks with bands. Never thought much of them. Still tastes just a mallard.

[aunt betty]

I've shot 2 or 3 ducks with bands. Never thought much of them. Still tastes just a mallard.

Uh huh...did you turn in the numbers and get certificates or just draw your own?

[aunt betty]

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[GadwallGetter530]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

Yeah I might be full of hot air. But our gracious host was full of shit.

[Redbeard]

I've shot 2 or 3 ducks with bands. Never thought much of them. Still tastes just a mallard.

so cool

[Redbeard]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

Yeah I might be full of hot air. But our gracious host was full of shit.

Haha

so I can't judge walking distance or water depth...sue me

[jarbo03]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

Yeah I might be full of hot air. But our gracious host was full of shit.

Haha

so I can't judge walking distance or water depth...sue me

A fair warning ahead of time, my body is not designed to handle deep water!

[Redbeard]

A guy once told me the water was shallow.... It was not. We almost lost Boot.

sonuvabitch Gaddy!

Luckily for you being fulla hot air you bobbed around like a buoy

Yeah I might be full of hot air. But our gracious host was full of shit.

Haha

so I can't judge walking distance or water depth...sue me

A fair warning ahead of time, my body is not designed to handle deep water!

better bring your floaties

[RonE]

I've hunted with idiots, nimrods and assorted others. I hate hunting with people who always try to get the first shot almost as much as I hate hunting with people that shoot over other hunters. If someone rings my bell by shooting too close to my ear, they are on a short string from then on and usually not invited back.

Likke to shoot late and clean up the mess when in a gang.

RonE, stay away from my right side. I'm the guy who will have a shell eject into your face. I like to put myself on the far right end in a duck blind or pit so I don't have to worry about that.
If you want to shoot in a way that your shells eject at me...no big deal just don't miss the duck you're shooting at.




Am just like every other idiot you ever hunted with except I will let you shoot first even when I'm calling the shot. Someone has to shoot first and I'll wait a second or maybe two. After I hear one or maybe two pops...I'm like bam bam bam.

Here's a video of some people you know. Try and pick out the FAT guy.


Illinois north zone duck hunting opener

Perhaps just the video but it looks like you guys opened up a little too soon. As for empty shells hitting me, I don't seem to notice when I'm shooting but it pisses me off when my best hunting opens his O/U in my direction, that pos Browning will send two shells the entire length of the party blind.

[Feelin' Fowl]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

[GadwallGetter530]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame.

[aunt betty]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame.

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[GadwallGetter530]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame.

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You where in the video to right? I'm assuming the guy directing traffic.

[aunt betty]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame.

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You where in the video to right? I'm assuming the guy directing traffic.

The guy directing traffic is not a member of this forum. The guy on his right is not a member either.
Its pretty easy to figure out who is who.

Got balls? Post some video of you missing a duck twice.

[GadwallGetter530]

It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...

Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame.

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You where in the video to right? I'm assuming the guy directing traffic.

The guy directing traffic is not a member of this forum. The guy on his right is not a member either.
Its pretty easy to figure out who is who.

Got balls? Post some video of you missing a duck twice.

Ok. I gotta get me one of those Go Pro jobers first.

[aunt betty]

I don't have one and my good camera got the screen crushed. It ain't broke but the pictures it shows...are. weird. Like broken glass pictures.
Damn.