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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu May 01, 2014 12:48 am

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Re: Poachers

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 01, 2014 7:36 am

You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 7:40 am



I am not sure what a "Douche taint" is, but I think I agree.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Goldfish » Thu May 01, 2014 7:44 am

rebelp74 wrote:You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.

No I wouldn't
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Re: Poachers

Postby assateague » Thu May 01, 2014 7:55 am

They're just birds, for Pete's sake. A felony is ludicrous.
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Re: Poachers

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 01, 2014 8:01 am

assateague wrote:They're just birds, for Pete's sake. A felony is ludicrous.

So mote it be
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Re: Poachers

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu May 01, 2014 8:42 am

Goldfish wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.

No I wouldn't

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Re: Poachers

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 01, 2014 8:51 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.

No I wouldn't

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Re: Poachers

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 01, 2014 9:36 am

rebelp74 wrote:You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.
i would. The thought of a freezer fulla mallard and sprig makes me hungry
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Re: Poachers

Postby Redbeard » Thu May 01, 2014 9:39 am

assateague wrote:They're just birds, for Pete's sake. A felony is ludicrous.
no shit man. No doubt if convicted, they'll do more time than a sex offender.

And I like how they added the last two charges of shooting over their daily limits on mallard and on pintail. Apparently in the off season those daily limits still apply.
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Re: Poachers

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 01, 2014 10:08 am

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:You'd do it if you knew wouldn't get caught.
i would. The thought of a freezer fulla mallard and sprig makes me hungry

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Re: Poachers

Postby bill herian » Thu May 01, 2014 10:10 am

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Re: Poachers

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu May 01, 2014 10:52 am

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:They're just birds, for Pete's sake. A felony is ludicrous.
no shit man. No doubt if convicted, they'll do more time than a sex offender.

And I like how they added the last two charges of shooting over their daily limits on mallard and on pintail. Apparently in the off season those daily limits still apply.

It's not the charge they got that's fucked up...It's the charge that sex offenders get.
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Re: Poachers

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 01, 2014 12:09 pm

It wasn't me... :popcorn:

The guy who was ineligible for a FOID needed a felony because he was already a felon and that's why he couldn't get the FOID in the first place. That dumb fucker had to have know what he was doing. These guys are gonna show up in court with the "I am a free man and have a right to forage, Universal Law" bullshit. Could be amusing.

Going duck hunting at Carlysle in March took some balls and I gotta wonder how they got away with it until the public and media became involved. The Carlysle bunch is pretty well-organized and tight-knit.

There was another story similar to this where some guys shot some something or others....the locals witnessed, organized, called in and got the guys arrested.
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Re: Poachers

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu May 01, 2014 12:12 pm

Wonder if they were doing it to have something to eat?
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Re: Poachers

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 01, 2014 1:06 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Wonder if they were doing it to have something to eat?

Does it matter as long as they were going to eat it anyway?
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Re: Poachers

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu May 01, 2014 1:12 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Wonder if they were doing it to have something to eat?

Does it matter as long as they were going to eat it anyway?

Not at all. As long as it doesn't go in the ditch I couldn't care less what you kill or when you kill it.
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Re: Poachers

Postby assateague » Thu May 01, 2014 3:23 pm

Then we'll get along just fine.
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Re: Poachers

Postby assateague » Thu May 01, 2014 3:27 pm

Reckless driving- misdemeanor
DUI- misdemeanor
Threatening to kill someone- misdemeanor
Burglarizing someone's home- misdemeanor
Stealing $1000 worth of my tools- misdemeanor
Possession of cocaine or meth- misdemeanor
Exposing yourself in front of a bunch of schoolkids- misdemeanor


Killing some ducks- felony.




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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:36 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Wonder if they were doing it to have something to eat?

Does it matter as long as they were going to eat it anyway?

Not at all. As long as it doesn't go in the ditch I couldn't care less what you kill or when you kill it.


Now, do you mean them and their family to eat, or to get eaten in general?

We as a population have proven we cannot be trusted with harvesting of animals. We nearly eradicated all game animals from this country at one point. So, IMO there does need to be some guidance as to how many and when something can be shot.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:38 pm

assateague wrote:Reckless driving- misdemeanor
DUI- misdemeanor
Threatening to kill someone- misdemeanor
Burglarizing someone's home- misdemeanor
Stealing $1000 worth of my tools- misdemeanor
Possession of cocaine or meth- misdemeanor
Exposing yourself in front of a bunch of schoolkids- misdemeanor


Killing some ducks- felony.




Fucking geniuses.


Is that really just a misdemeanor? :shock:
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Re: Poachers

Postby assateague » Thu May 01, 2014 3:39 pm

Apparently, yes. I Googled misdemeanors, and there it was.
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Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:39 pm

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Re: Poachers

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu May 01, 2014 3:40 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Wonder if they were doing it to have something to eat?

Does it matter as long as they were going to eat it anyway?

Not at all. As long as it doesn't go in the ditch I couldn't care less what you kill or when you kill it.


Now, do you mean them and their family to eat, or to get eaten in general?

We as a population have proven we cannot be trusted with harvesting of animals. We nearly eradicated all game animals from this country at one point. So, IMO there does need to be some guidance as to how many and when something can be shot.


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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:50 pm

Living off the land is your right as a citizen, but it is the right of every other citizen, as well. So, if you are being irresponsible with that right, it would fall on government shoulders to prevent you from infringing on the other citizens' rights... how that is done is beyond me.
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Re: Poachers

Postby RonE » Thu May 01, 2014 3:52 pm

Woody wrote:
assateague wrote:Reckless driving- misdemeanor
DUI- misdemeanor
Threatening to kill someone- misdemeanor
Burglarizing someone's home- misdemeanor
Stealing $1000 worth of my tools- misdemeanor
Possession of cocaine or meth- misdemeanor
Exposing yourself in front of a bunch of schoolkids- misdemeanor


Killing some ducks- felony.




Fucking geniuses.


Is that really just a misdemeanor? :shock:


For you to do it, yes......a laughable offence.

For Jim or me to do it, it would be considered attempted assault with a deadly weapon.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:54 pm

RonE wrote:
Woody wrote:
assateague wrote:Reckless driving- misdemeanor
DUI- misdemeanor
Threatening to kill someone- misdemeanor
Burglarizing someone's home- misdemeanor
Stealing $1000 worth of my tools- misdemeanor
Possession of cocaine or meth- misdemeanor
Exposing yourself in front of a bunch of schoolkids- misdemeanor


Killing some ducks- felony.




Fucking geniuses.


Is that really just a misdemeanor? :shock:


For you to do it, yes......a laughable offence.

For Jim or me to do it, it would be considered attempted assault with a deadly weapon.


So, what you are saying is, I have more experience wielding mine and know how to use it correctly, therefore present less of a threat than you.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Woody » Thu May 01, 2014 3:56 pm

Or is it that your's is older and less predictable and/or reliable?
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Re: Poachers

Postby assateague » Thu May 01, 2014 4:09 pm

Woody wrote:Living off the land is your right as a citizen, but it is the right of every other citizen, as well. So, if you are being irresponsible with that right, it would fall on government shoulders to prevent you from infringing on the other citizens' rights... how that is done is beyond me.



Which goes to my argument of "they are the state's critters, and as such, I should be able to send them a bill when one of their deer or geese damages my vehicle or property".
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Re: Poachers

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu May 01, 2014 4:40 pm

The legal system in this world is phucked up.
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