Shandy Beer

[Woody]

That's the best you can come up with little pup? A twenty year old telling a grown man what a man is..... Lot's of growing up to do there mate. Best of luck to ya.

Real men don't need luck.

[aunt betty]

Men that brag about being "real" men for X reason crack me up.

That's why I will drink just about anything.

I drink what I enjoy. Sometimes I want a strong stand up without a glass stout and sometimes I want a peach Margarita with a pretty pink umbrella in it. Life's too short so fuggit and do what makes you happy.

Truth.

Real men quietly laugh to themselves about the whole "proof of manhood" thing and rarely attack another's manhood.
WE HAVE WOMEN FOR THAT SHIT.

[DeadEye_Dan]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

[Nanook]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

I forgot about that stuff..... talk about throw back.

[DeadEye_Dan]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zima

[aunt betty]

Do they still make Little Kings? In high school I swore that I was gonna die with one in my hand.

If they quit bottling it...I'm immortal.

[jarbo03]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

They probably "ICE" their friends too.

[Nanook]

Aunt B, I've never heard of that.... My favorite brew you can only get in Ireland now, Caffrey's its an Irish Ale.

[Woody]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

They probably "ICE" their friends too.

If we ever meet, I am going to surprise you with a 32ozer.

[aunt betty]

This is part of why we have so many lady beers. ..
Read what this guy comes up with to describe...a taste.


This beer is one of the palest I've ever seen, though it is bright in its clarity and shine. The head is pure white, small and foamy. It holds up just a thin layer on the top that leaves very light and extremely thin spotting on the glass.
There's more to the nose than I would have expected. Some dry malts and leaf try for balance, though it's an underlying graininess that prevails. There's a touch of corn to it, but not too much, a bit of sulfur, and some gentle sweetness.
Carrying over, it's still grainy on the tongue but not quite as corny. There's something mildly musty, though it goes with the leaf and isn't too vegetal. Sweetness of pale fruits flesh with maybe just a hint of citrus-type fruits come out up front all the way to the finish.
It's pale, a bit thin but not excessively watery. There's a slight malty heft that helps things along, and it keeps a fair cleanness.
It seems like this beer would be about average for the style. The greats are significantly better and the terrible ones significantly worse.

[aunt betty]

The beer and wine "descriptions" crack me up.

Mild hint of sulfur with a bit of fruitiness finishing with a hint of citrus.

[Bootlipkiller]

I had a shandy yesterday.

[aunt betty]

I had a shandy yesterday.

Did it have a slight hint of sulfur, and fruity body, with a citrus finish?

[jarbo03]

The beer and wine "descriptions" crack me up.

Mild hint of sulfur with a bit of fruitiness finishing with a hint of citrus.

That shit is stupid. Beer is Fuckin awesome, good, so-so, shitty, and rancid as fuck. That is how you describe beer.

[aunt betty]

OP beer is always the best and there is no arguing.

My favorite beer is in jarbo's cooler being guarded by Taz.

[3legged_lab]

I had a shandy yesterday.

I bet it was a little sour.

[jarbo03]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

They probably "ICE" their friends too.

If we ever meet, I am going to surprise you with a 32ozer.

This would happen!

[Bootlipkiller]

I had a shandy yesterday.

I bet it was a little sour.

Just slightly

[Eric Haynes]

I had a shandy yesterday.

I bet it was a little sour.

Just slightly

So. On a scale of 1-biscuit, how sour would you say it was.

[Bootlipkiller]

1/32 of a Betty biscuit sour.

[Eric Haynes]

1/32 of a Betty biscuit sour.

That's still pretty sour.

[Woody]

You guys are just mad they quit making Zima.

They probably "ICE" their friends too.

If we ever meet, I am going to surprise you with a 32ozer.

This would happen!

Doesn't change the rules of the universe... They are clear, you still have to chug it.

[Bootlipkiller]

I had a shandy yesterday

[Woody]

I had a shandy yesterday

How sour was it?

[Bootlipkiller]

1/32 on the Betty biscuit scale. It's like the Fujita scale of sour.

[gila-river]

1/32 on the Betty biscuit scale. It's like the Fujita scale of sour.

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[Bootlipkiller]

[AKPirate]

X2

[GadwallGetter530]

1/32 on the Betty biscuit scale. It's like the Fujita scale of sour.

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[3legged_lab]

1/32 on the Betty biscuit scale. It's like the Fujita scale of sour.

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Ha!