by Goldfish » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:27 am
Sunday, June 8th, 2014
Water rescue was called when a believed to be escapee from the local intellectually challenged day center tried to run his boat to the end of the fishing dock on Devils Lake. Early reports indicate the small craft capsized due to the waves generated by the obnoxiously constant wind that bows across the state of North Dakota. Identification was made possible by the W.F.F. sticker which was placed on the craft prior to launch. When questioned why the individual tried to kill himself, his mustered up enough strength and composite thru his chattering teeth to say "T-t-t-t-those s-s-s-sonsabitches online s--s-said i-i-it'd be fine".
Conservation officers on scene said the boat would be recovered some time mid October when there is enough ice to hold the crane as any open water recovery would be futile.
My absolute favorite time of the day is from just before dawn, until just after. Most folks will spend their entire lives in bed sleeping through that magical hour - Mean Gene