by GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:16 am
AKPirate wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:AKPirate wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
What went on after that dance?
He said he's not going to talk about it AK. Jeeze!
Just give us a hint then
by ducks~n~bucks » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:17 am
GadwallGetter530 wrote:AKPirate wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:AKPirate wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
What went on after that dance?
He said he's not going to talk about it AK. Jeeze!
Just give us a hint then
Probably depressing.
Fuck you. You sick bastards would want to know.assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:19 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:AKPirate wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:AKPirate wrote:[quote="ducks~n~bucks"]The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
What went on after that dance?
He said he's not going to talk about it AK. Jeeze!
Just give us a hint then
Probably depressing.
Fuck you. You sick bastards would want to know.[/quote]
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:19 am
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by ducks~n~bucks » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:21 am
R. Chapman wrote:Let me guess, the girl looked at your shit.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:21 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Let me guess, the girl looked at your shit.
I don't know what kind of strange shit y'all Montanans are into, but what I did doesn't involve shit.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by ducks~n~bucks » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:23 am
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Let me guess, the girl looked at your shit.
I don't know what kind of strange shit y'all Montanans are into, but what I did doesn't involve shit.
Shit, junk, horseshoe; close enough.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:24 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Let me guess, the girl looked at your shit.
I don't know what kind of strange shit y'all Montanans are into, but what I did doesn't involve shit.
Shit, junk, horseshoe; close enough.
The fuck are you doing that involves your junk, some shit and a horseshoe?
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by ducks~n~bucks » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:30 am
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:32 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:While on this topic, I am going camping/fishing from Thursday Until Saturday. Well yesterday, my mom goes "I invited your friend to go camping with us. He wanted to bring his girlfriend and her sister but I said no because that makes me uncomfortable." Well than today, I see said friend, and he is with his girlfriend and some other girl, who is above average, but not a 10. So His girlfriend introduces me to her as her sister. Fuckin really. I wish my mom wasn't overprotective.
Glad my mom doesn't get into my life like that. She might if I hid her booze or some shit. Hell, a nuke would go off in Russia if I hid her booze.assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:33 am
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:46 am
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Let me guess, the girl looked at your shit.
I don't know what kind of strange shit y'all Montanans are into, but what I did doesn't involve shit.
Shit, junk, horseshoe; close enough.
The fuck are you doing that involves your junk, some shit and a horseshoe?
Obviously coke.
by R. Chapman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:19 am
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by RonE » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:10 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
by RonE » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:13 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:While on this topic, I am going camping/fishing from Thursday Until Saturday. Well yesterday, my mom goes "I invited your friend to go camping with us. He wanted to bring his girlfriend and her sister but I said no because that makes me uncomfortable." Well than today, I see said friend, and he is with his girlfriend and some other girl, who is above average, but not a 10. So His girlfriend introduces me to her as her sister. Fuckin really. I wish my mom wasn't overprotective.
by huntall6 » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:59 am
RonE wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
We're all friends here, you can tell us how many days after that dance it was before you washed your finger.
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by flight control » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:59 am
RonE wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:While on this topic, I am going camping/fishing from Thursday Until Saturday. Well yesterday, my mom goes "I invited your friend to go camping with us. He wanted to bring his girlfriend and her sister but I said no because that makes me uncomfortable." Well than today, I see said friend, and he is with his girlfriend and some other girl, who is above average, but not a 10. So His girlfriend introduces me to her as her sister. Fuckin really. I wish my mom wasn't overprotective.
Tell your mom that if it bothers her, to stay home and you and your friend and the sisters will go camping by yourselves.
by Redbeard » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:57 am
HAHAHAGadwallGetter530 wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:The fuck does he think he needs pants like that for 8th grade graduation. I wore $20 cowboy cut wranglers to my 8th grade graduation, but I am not going to speak of what went on after that dance.
A long evening of internet forum browsing?
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by Goldfish » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:39 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:3legged_lab wrote:I didnt suggest that, just the avatar.
If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it.
by Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:00 pm
Goldfish wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:3legged_lab wrote:I didnt suggest that, just the avatar.
If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it.
Roger that rainbow nick
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by waterfowlman » Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:03 pm
ducks~n~bucks wrote:While on this topic, I am going camping/fishing from Thursday Until Saturday. Well yesterday, my mom goes "I invited your friend to go camping with us. He wanted to bring his girlfriend and her sister but I said no because that makes me uncomfortable." Well than today, I see said friend, and he is with his girlfriend and some other girl, who is above average, but not a 10. So His girlfriend introduces me to her as her sister. Fuckin really. I wish my mom wasn't overprotective.
by ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:36 am
RonE wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:While on this topic, I am going camping/fishing from Thursday Until Saturday. Well yesterday, my mom goes "I invited your friend to go camping with us. He wanted to bring his girlfriend and her sister but I said no because that makes me uncomfortable." Well than today, I see said friend, and he is with his girlfriend and some other girl, who is above average, but not a 10. So His girlfriend introduces me to her as her sister. Fuckin really. I wish my mom wasn't overprotective.
Tell your mom that if it bothers her, to stay home and you and your friend and the sisters will go camping by yourselves.
My friend isn't going now anyways, because he can't bring his girlfriend. I wasn't planning on inviting him in the first place, but when he wanted to bring his girlfriend's sister I was okay with it, now I am glad he isn't going because it would've been just him.assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:43 am
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:46 am
R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:48 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
by ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:50 am
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.
Won't be getting laid anytime soon with those kind of conditions you are living in.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:51 am
R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.
Won't be getting laid anytime soon with those kind of conditions you are living in.
by sws002 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:51 am
ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.
Won't be getting laid anytime soon with those kind of conditions you are living in.
There are ways to get around it, I just will not let any girls meet my mother, because she is hostile to any females I interact with. It is almost like she wants me to be gay.
by ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jun 05, 2014 12:53 am
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
by R. Chapman » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:03 am
GadwallGetter530 wrote:R. Chapman wrote:ducks~n~bucks wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.
No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.
Won't be getting laid anytime soon with those kind of conditions you are living in.
Yeah, and I'm sure you're getting mad pussy.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
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