What the hell...

[GadwallGetter530]

Hand got a cramp? Remember life is best in moderation.

[R. Chapman]

You rotten bastard! shit ended between Hannah and I.

[sws002]

You rotten bastard! shit ended between Hannah and I.

You cut off your hand?

[GadwallGetter530]

You rotten bastard! shit ended between Hannah and I.

Caught her giving another guy a handy jammer? Brought you home some blisters didn't she. Dirty little whore.

[Goldfish]

Don't worry Rex, I'm sure Handah and you will reconcile at some point

[FlintRiverFowler]

Now you guys know I don't have no life by choice, I am forced to have no life.

You're one of those kids who's gonna go buck wild and get a tattoo, arrested, and an std once you get a little freedom.

[assateague]

I'm 3-for-3, and I had "freedom"

[assateague]

Don't deny it. We're all friends here. It's ok if you're a momma's boy. We understand.

No, my mom just still see's me as a little kid. Anything with friends where there is no "adult" involved, she won't let me do.

Won't be getting laid anytime soon with those kind of conditions you are living in.

Yeah, and I'm sure you're getting mad pussy.

[Eric Haynes]

I'm 3-for-3, and I had "freedom"

Shit. Same here.

[R. Chapman]

You rotten bastard! shit ended between Hannah and I.

Caught her giving another guy a handy jammer? Brought you home some blisters didn't she. Dirty little whore.

Her problem now, not mine.

[jarbo03]

I'm 3-for-3, and I had "freedom"

Shit. Same here.

I have somehow managed to squeak through. Never needed my bore punched.

[DeadEye_Dan]

It's a right of passage

[3legged_lab]

It's a right of passage

Story time, it is.

[jarbo03]

I take pride in knowing my pee hole is a virgin!

[DeadEye_Dan]

It's a right of passage

Story time, it is.

Why do you think I can comfortably pass gravel??

[3legged_lab]

It's a right of passage

Story time, it is.

Why do you think I can comfortably pass gravel??

Haha

[GadwallGetter530]

It's a right of passage

Story time, it is.

Why do you think I can comfortably pass gravel??

Oh no.

[Tiler_J]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

[AKPirate]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

I don't believe you got him a hotelroom...

[Redbeard]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

yea I think the wristwatch is a bit much

[3legged_lab]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

If you post a picture of his new watch I'm turning you in.

[waterfowlman]

Damn kids these days......He should have been happy with just the hooker.

[AKPirate]

But he still cannot be the cool kid because you didn't get him the right jeans

[jarbo03]

Damn kids these days......He should have been happy with just the hooker.

No shit. I had to get my own hooker at that age.

[3legged_lab]

Im serious. No watch pictures!

[Feelin' Fowl]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

If you post a picture of his new watch I'm turning you in.

That's great!

[GadwallGetter530]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

It's nice how the gifts got a little better.

[Tiler_J]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

It's nice how the gifts got a little better.

We don't want to spoil him, just let him know how much we care about him. And acknowledge all the hard work he has put into his education so far.

[RonE]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

What, you didn't get him any drugs? WTF kind of parents are you anyway?

[Tiler_J]

So following the advice in this thread, today was my sons graduation/ moving on ceremony from 4th grade. He will be attending a middle school next year. So to celebrate we got him some new Nike shoes, a new wristwatch, his hair styled, a nice suit, a new bike, a new computer, a hotelroom and a hooker. Do you think this is too much for a nine year old? We are so proud of him, it takes a lot of work and dedication to graduate from the 4th grade. Our little guy will be a little man by tomorrow!

What, you didn't get him any drugs? WTF kind of parents are you anyway?

He is only 9 years old, of course we didn't get him any drugs. That would be bad parenting and we could get in trouble for that! We told the hooker to bring some.