AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Family was always into wingshooting for generations. When my dad and uncle moved to states they picked up right where they left off. With my birthday being in October. I was at Gray lodge in the motor home on opening day of the same month. Pops started taking me out for afternoon hunts when I was 3. By the time I was 4 he was packing me on his back in the mornings. Walking on a levee in the pitch black, hearing thousands of ducks jumping off the ponds was addictive. Then after a couple mile walk we'd dump off into a pond. One of my first memories was being knee high at the Gray lodge check station 2 hours before check in with a few hundred guys all dressed in camo. I was kinda scared and excited all at the same time. I loved it right from the beginning. Always hearing the old timers talk about the "good old days" was a blast. I still enjoying hearing the story's. I really think that's part of why I love it so much and get out as much as I can. Constantly trying catch a day like it was back then. I can truly say waterfowling to me is much more then a hobby or a pass time. My life and year revolves around it. It's takin me to work on refuge set up days, duck clubs, and a professional outfitter. Constantly trying to get better at it and learn new things... I know I'm over passionate about this. But seriously ducks and geese are fucking aweosome!!!
Bootlipkiller wrote:My dad and gramps took me. I liked it. I still go once in a while.
gila-river wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Back when I was but a wee-lad, my father took me on my first waterfowl hunt. I was 6 month old, as I recall, and my father drug me 7 miles through the marsh in a burlap sack. Life was rough back then, my family were poor imigrant potato pickers, so it was either shoot a few ducks or eat more damn potatoes. There are only so many ways you can cook a potato before you just can't take it anymore. I remember it was cold in the sack and I could hear what sounded like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. I'll never forget that sound, it sounded just like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. Finally we were there, the spot my father had stashed his whiskey. It was a slow morning, the fog rolled in thick and deep. My father gazed into the morning gloom, turned to me and said, " Fuck the limits! The wardens aren't going to see shit in this!" At that point on, anything that appeared out of the fog was fair game. We shot quite a few ducks, a couple geese, and even a few hawks. I shot my first duck that day and made 40 or 50 retrieves. I only lost a few. My dad was so proud, he let me ride in the truck on the way home. Memories.
Hahahaha I seriously lol'ed and had to explains to my wife why
Tiler_J wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:My dad and gramps took me. I liked it. I still go once in a while.
Awesome! The way you tell that story! It's like I was there, I can see it in my mind. Thank you for sharing. You truly have a way with words. It's a gift.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:I have a host of friends.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:My dad and gramps took me. I liked it. I still go once in a while.
Awesome! The way you tell that story! It's like I was there, I can see it in my mind. Thank you for sharing. You truly have a way with words. It's a gift.
Really.... I thought it was a little wordy.
Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Back when I was but a wee-lad, my father took me on my first waterfowl hunt. I was 6 month old, as I recall, and my father drug me 7 miles through the marsh in a burlap sack. Life was rough back then, my family were poor imigrant potato pickers, so it was either shoot a few ducks or eat more damn potatoes. There are only so many ways you can cook a potato before you just can't take it anymore. I remember it was cold in the sack and I could hear what sounded like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. I'll never forget that sound, it sounded just like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. Finally we were there, the spot my father had stashed his whiskey. It was a slow morning, the fog rolled in thick and deep. My father gazed into the morning gloom, turned to me and said, " Fuck the limits! The wardens aren't going to see shit in this!" At that point on, anything that appeared out of the fog was fair game. We shot quite a few ducks, a couple geese, and even a few hawks. I shot my first duck that day and made 40 or 50 retrieves. I only lost a few. My dad was so proud, he let me ride in the truck on the way home. Memories.
Bwahahahahaha
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Back when I was but a wee-lad, my father took me on my first waterfowl hunt. I was 6 month old, as I recall, and my father drug me 7 miles through the marsh in a burlap sack. Life was rough back then, my family were poor imigrant potato pickers, so it was either shoot a few ducks or eat more damn potatoes. There are only so many ways you can cook a potato before you just can't take it anymore. I remember it was cold in the sack and I could hear what sounded like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. I'll never forget that sound, it sounded just like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. Finally we were there, the spot my father had stashed his whiskey. It was a slow morning, the fog rolled in thick and deep. My father gazed into the morning gloom, turned to me and said, " Fuck the limits! The wardens aren't going to see shit in this!" At that point on, anything that appeared out of the fog was fair game. We shot quite a few ducks, a couple geese, and even a few hawks. I shot my first duck that day and made 40 or 50 retrieves. I only lost a few. My dad was so proud, he let me ride in the truck on the way home. Memories.
Bwahahahahaha
X2
AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Back when I was but a wee-lad, my father took me on my first waterfowl hunt. I was 6 month old, as I recall, and my father drug me 7 miles through the marsh in a burlap sack. Life was rough back then, my family were poor imigrant potato pickers, so it was either shoot a few ducks or eat more damn potatoes. There are only so many ways you can cook a potato before you just can't take it anymore. I remember it was cold in the sack and I could hear what sounded like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. I'll never forget that sound, it sounded just like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. Finally we were there, the spot my father had stashed his whiskey. It was a slow morning, the fog rolled in thick and deep. My father gazed into the morning gloom, turned to me and said, " Fuck the limits! The wardens aren't going to see shit in this!" At that point on, anything that appeared out of the fog was fair game. We shot quite a few ducks, a couple geese, and even a few hawks. I shot my first duck that day and made 40 or 50 retrieves. I only lost a few. My dad was so proud, he let me ride in the truck on the way home. Memories.
Bwahahahahaha
X2
You forgot the part where he cut off a toe every time until you hit your first bird
Tiler_J wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:My dad and gramps took me. I liked it. I still go once in a while.
Awesome! The way you tell that story! It's like I was there, I can see it in my mind. Thank you for sharing. You truly have a way with words. It's a gift.
Tiler_J wrote:AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:Tiler_J wrote:Back when I was but a wee-lad, my father took me on my first waterfowl hunt. I was 6 month old, as I recall, and my father drug me 7 miles through the marsh in a burlap sack. Life was rough back then, my family were poor imigrant potato pickers, so it was either shoot a few ducks or eat more damn potatoes. There are only so many ways you can cook a potato before you just can't take it anymore. I remember it was cold in the sack and I could hear what sounded like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. I'll never forget that sound, it sounded just like millions of ducks flying off the ponds. Finally we were there, the spot my father had stashed his whiskey. It was a slow morning, the fog rolled in thick and deep. My father gazed into the morning gloom, turned to me and said, " Fuck the limits! The wardens aren't going to see shit in this!" At that point on, anything that appeared out of the fog was fair game. We shot quite a few ducks, a couple geese, and even a few hawks. I shot my first duck that day and made 40 or 50 retrieves. I only lost a few. My dad was so proud, he let me ride in the truck on the way home. Memories.
Bwahahahahaha
X2
You forgot the part where he cut off a toe every time until you hit your first bird
I was saving that part for the sequel!! Damn you Tim, why do you have to go and ruin the good thing I had going here?!
QH's Paw wrote:No Tim, sequins and sequels are not the same thing.
AKPirate wrote:On my very first hunt, I went with my Dad and my Grandma's boyfriend. Just at the opening minute we flushed a bunch of birds towards my Grandma's boyfriend. He shot a hen pheasant and fell over dead. That was a little weird. True story.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
AKPirate wrote:On my very first hunt, I went with my Dad and my Grandma's boyfriend. Just at the opening minute we flushed a bunch of birds towards my Grandma's boyfriend. He shot a hen pheasant and fell over dead. That was a little weird. True story.
AKPirate wrote:I like sequels and turtles. Look at the bright side, you don't have to cut the toenails on 7 of your toes.
Feelin' Fowl wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Hahaha! Weiner snob.
Damn right! Only the best wieners go in my mouth!
AKPirate wrote:On my very first hunt, I went with my Dad and my Grandma's boyfriend. Just at the opening minute we flushed a bunch of birds towards my Grandma's boyfriend. He shot a hen pheasant and fell over dead. That was a little weird. True story.
GadwallGetter530 wrote:AKPirate wrote:On my very first hunt, I went with my Dad and my Grandma's boyfriend. Just at the opening minute we flushed a bunch of birds towards my Grandma's boyfriend. He shot a hen pheasant and fell over dead. That was a little weird. True story.
Timmy For the win.
I must be a morbid fuck. I almost just pissed myself laughing.:lol::lol:
AKPirate wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:AKPirate wrote:On my very first hunt, I went with my Dad and my Grandma's boyfriend. Just at the opening minute we flushed a bunch of birds towards my Grandma's boyfriend. He shot a hen pheasant and fell over dead. That was a little weird. True story.
Timmy For the win.
I must be a morbid fuck. I almost just pissed myself laughing.:lol::lol:
First dead person I ever saw. He pissed himself too
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
gila-river wrote:How did all you guys get started in waterfowling?
yea Morgan Freeman will narrate Kevin Nash Buckingham's life story in the upcoming HBO mini series "All Quiet at Gray Lodge: First Light"Bootlipkiller wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Family was always into wingshooting for generations. When my dad and uncle moved to states they picked up right where they left off. With my birthday being in October. I was at Gray lodge in the motor home on opening day of the same month. Pops started taking me out for afternoon hunts when I was 3. By the time I was 4 he was packing me on his back in the mornings. Walking on a levee in the pitch black, hearing thousands of ducks jumping off the ponds was addictive. Then after a couple mile walk we'd dump off into a pond. One of my first memories was being knee high at the Gray lodge check station 2 hours before check in with a few hundred guys all dressed in camo. I was kinda scared and excited all at the same time. I loved it right from the beginning. Always hearing the old timers talk about the "good old days" was a blast. I still enjoying hearing the story's. I really think that's part of why I love it so much and get out as much as I can. Constantly trying catch a day like it was back then. I can truly say waterfowling to me is much more then a hobby or a pass time. My life and year revolves around it. It's takin me to work on refuge set up days, duck clubs, and a professional outfitter. Constantly trying to get better at it and learn new things... I know I'm over passionate about this. But seriously ducks and geese are fucking aweosome!!!
Are you going to hire Morgan Freeman to read this someday
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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