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Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:42 pm

I leave you guys alone for four days and this is what you do to the place!?!?!? I don't know what gaddy and red were fighting about in the demotivational poster thread, but I haven't finished reading through that so I'll hope it's settled and apologize for bringing it up if it is. Rex apparently forgot to take his giner pills and put a tampon in, and I haven't read any other threads yet so I don't know how else SHTF.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:48 pm

Haha! Duck season can't get here soon enough!
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:50 pm

Its the pinnacle of "between seasons" and the estrogen is flying.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:07 am

So my fishing trip went pretty good. It was nice and cool where I was fishing, and I limited on decent/nice trout both days of fishing. Actually, all three of us did (Me, my dad and the guy we took with us) First day I caught a rainbow that was about 2 lbs. and 4 browns that were all in the 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 lb. range. 2nd day I caught another 2 lbs. rainbow, 2 browns about 2 lbs. and 2 brook trout about 1 1/2 lbs. I was targeting the browns and brooks and throwing away most of the rainbows I caught because the browns and brooks were wild up there, and the rainbows were all planted. I would say in 2 days of fishing I caught and released about 30 rainbows. So after it was nice and cool at the lake, we drove 6 1/2 hours home, and the transfer from 65 to 70 degrees to 104 degrees sucked ass. Then, the guy we were fishing with goes "all right, I took my bag of fish, I'm headed home." So I go out to get my fish out of the ice chest, and 3 of the browns I had targeted because they taste better than the planted rainbows, were missing and replaced with 3 rainbows. I know for a fact the guy we were fishing with was the only one of us 3 that caught 3 rainbows, because that is what his entire limits consisted of, and my dad has only kept 1 rainbow. I would have gave him some damn brown trout if he would have asked, but istead the jackass had to take mine. But it's whatever, because they are only fish. :lol: It sucked the fist day of fishing, because we launched the boat at 6 am, and had our limits by 7:30 am, so I had nothing to do all day. Wish my mom would have let my friend bring his girlfriend and his sister. :lol:
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:14 am

Where did you guys go DNB? Fishing sounded pretty good.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:18 am

No snapper, huh?
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:19 am

Yup sounded fun
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:25 am

Tiler_J wrote:Where did you guys go DNB? Fishing sounded pretty good.

A little lake in the mountains near Alturas, CA. Fishing probably wasn't as good as I made it sound, but it was good. My dad and I both have second rod validations so we were trolling 5 rods at the same time. First day I think we got lucky catching all our fish that fast. Second day we had to fish all day to get our limits. The fish up there are mostly pretty small, but there are some nice ones. I hooked on to one that hammered the shit out of my rod. I fought with him for probably 15-20 minutes before getting him near the boat, the he dove and stripped a bunch of lie off my rod, and wrapped around a log. I ended up losing him. I would guess him at 6 or 7 lbs. if comparing it to some 4 and 5 lbers I've caught in the past.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:34 am

Still sounds fun.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:38 am

Those are some nice trout
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:40 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:40 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:Those are some nice trout

Yep, too bad we forgot the camera.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:40 am

Where's the pictures? Browns are cool as shit. I've never caught many before. Just rainbows in lakes a rivers.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:47 am

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GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:50 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!



Seriously. That was from way out in left field. :lol:
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:53 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!



Seriously. That was from way out in left field. :lol:

Not sure about it. I said it was fun, and thought "Oh, I got to see my cousin, that was pretty cool." Then the only thing I could think of was that story he told me, and thought I should share.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:53 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Where's the pictures? Browns are cool as shit. I've never caught many before. Just rainbows in lakes a rivers.

I was gonna post a pic of the brown my dad taxied, but it was to big to make an attachment.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:56 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!



Seriously. That was from way out in left field. :lol:

Not sure about it. I said it was fun, and thought "Oh, I got to see my cousin, that was pretty cool." Then the only thing I could think of was that story he told me, and thought I should share.


Maybe your cuz was putting off the signs. Or that dude just really really wanted to get in on his number one card. :lol::lol:

I draw the line at handy jibbers.:lol::lol::lol::mrgreen:
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby RonE » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:45 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!



Seriously. That was from way out in left field. :lol:

Not sure about it. I said it was fun, and thought "Oh, I got to see my cousin, that was pretty cool." Then the only thing I could think of was that story he told me, and thought I should share.


Does your cousin have tendency's? Is he from California too?
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:47 am

RonE wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:[quote="GadwallGetter530"]Still sounds fun.

Yep. Lot's of fun. Got to talk to my cousin I haven't seen in tow years. He live up in Susanville now (and no, ha hasn't been in prison, he actually move to the city of Susanville.) He told me a story about the last time he drew #1 at Delevan. He was talking to this guy, and the guy had beer, so my cousin starts drinking with him. After my cousin gets about 6 beers deep, the guy offered to fellate my cousin. My cousin hauled ass away from the dude. Only in CA.

Wtf!



Seriously. That was from way out in left field. :lol:

Not sure about it. I said it was fun, and thought "Oh, I got to see my cousin, that was pretty cool." Then the only thing I could think of was that story he told me, and thought I should share.


Does your cousin have tendency's? Is he from California too?[/quote]
I hear he's from Texas
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby sws002 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:07 am

What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:15 am

To be able to fish with two rods. For fish like salmon, stripers, and trout.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:29 am

Our state doesn't think we are responsible enough to fish with any more then two rods.:lol: makes me laugh.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:40 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:So my fishing trip went pretty good. It was nice and cool where I was fishing, and I limited on decent/nice trout both days of fishing. Actually, all three of us did (Me, my dad and the guy we took with us) First day I caught a rainbow that was about 2 lbs. and 4 browns that were all in the 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 lb. range. 2nd day I caught another 2 lbs. rainbow, 2 browns about 2 lbs. and 2 brook trout about 1 1/2 lbs. I was targeting the browns and brooks and throwing away most of the rainbows I caught because the browns and brooks were wild up there, and the rainbows were all planted. I would say in 2 days of fishing I caught and released about 30 rainbows. So after it was nice and cool at the lake, we drove 6 1/2 hours home, and the transfer from 65 to 70 degrees to 104 degrees sucked ass. Then, the guy we were fishing with goes "all right, I took my bag of fish, I'm headed home." So I go out to get my fish out of the ice chest, and 3 of the browns I had targeted because they taste better than the planted rainbows, were missing and replaced with 3 rainbows. I know for a fact the guy we were fishing with was the only one of us 3 that caught 3 rainbows, because that is what his entire limits consisted of, and my dad has only kept 1 rainbow. I would have gave him some damn brown trout if he would have asked, but istead the jackass had to take mine. But it's whatever, because they are only fish. :lol: It sucked the fist day of fishing, because we launched the boat at 6 am, and had our limits by 7:30 am, so I had nothing to do all day. Wish my mom would have let my friend bring his girlfriend and his sister. :lol:
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:59 am

sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby sws002 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:00 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp


So it costs money?
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:06 am

sws002 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp


So it costs money?

Oh yeah! Extra $12
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:11 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp


So it costs money?

Oh yeah! Extra $12


Which is totally gay.
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:13 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp


So it costs money?

Oh yeah! Extra $12


Which is totally gay.

Of course it is, everything here is gay! :lol:
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Re: Holy Shit!

Postby RonE » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:53 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
sws002 wrote:What the fuck is a second rod validation? You fuckers have to take a class on how to troll?

It's just a stamp


So it costs money?

Oh yeah! Extra $12


Which is totally gay.


another reason I left California. Couple of weeks ago three of us were fishing with 7 rods and had 4 fish on at the same time and it was a cluster fuck. Thank God, only spilled one beer and we landed all four fish. Had to hand line the last one because it was wrapped with another line. Fishing, catching and drinking with friends..........how does it get much better?
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