Crazy Kid

[GadwallGetter530]

Yeah. Who ever knew that a world cup thread would come about on here.

Waiting for some one to lock it.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Little girls can be funny as hell. Growing up I always wanted to have a son and when we found out that our first kid was going to be a girl, I have to admit that I was a little bummed out about it. Now we have another girl on the way. The other day we were at the pizza parlor and the wife asked if I wanted to try for another to see if we might have a boy. There just happened to be a boys little league baseball team there and every single one of them was running amuk. Only words I could think of was "I don't think I want one of these obnoxious little fuckers running around in my house.".

Hahaha. Our first baby is due in September, I was also a little bummed at first that the baby is a girl.... But soon after we found out, my boss brought his 6 year old boy to work one day and said "here watch him for a couple hours, I have to go to a meeting"
I gave him a can of coca cola and a moon pie and that little bastard went crazy. He found a lighter and was trying to burn shit. hit me in the nuts with a fuckin stick...just wild as hell. After that I'm pretty glad this baby is a girl.

[Flightstopper]

Hahaha

[clampdaddy]

Little girls can be funny as hell. Growing up I always wanted to have a son and when we found out that our first kid was going to be a girl, I have to admit that I was a little bummed out about it. Now we have another girl on the way. The other day we were at the pizza parlor and the wife asked if I wanted to try for another to see if we might have a boy. There just happened to be a boys little league baseball team there and every single one of them was running amuk. Only words I could think of was "I don't think I want one of these obnoxious little fuckers running around in my house.".

Hahaha. Our first baby is due in September, I was also a little bummed at first that the baby is a girl.... But soon after we found out, my boss brought his 6 year old boy to work one day and said "here watch him for a couple hours, I have to go to a meeting"
I gave him a can of coca cola and a moon pie and that little bastard went crazy. He found a lighter and was trying to burn shit. hit me in the nuts with a fuckin stick...just wild as hell. After that I'm pretty glad this baby is a girl.

Congrats! My next one is due July first. My brothers son can be a little terror but he's a little afraid of me so I can usually get him in check with.....
#1. Walk it off
#2. Rub some dirt on it
#3. Go dig a hole
#4. That's it, no more tractor rides for you
#5. Wow, you sure do sound like a little girl right now

[one2many]

Little girls can be funny as hell. Growing up I always wanted to have a son and when we found out that our first kid was going to be a girl, I have to admit that I was a little bummed out about it. Now we have another girl on the way. The other day we were at the pizza parlor and the wife asked if I wanted to try for another to see if we might have a boy. There just happened to be a boys little league baseball team there and every single one of them was running amuk. Only words I could think of was "I don't think I want one of these obnoxious little fuckers running around in my house.".

Hahaha. Our first baby is due in September, I was also a little bummed at first that the baby is a girl.... But soon after we found out, my boss brought his 6 year old boy to work one day and said "here watch him for a couple hours, I have to go to a meeting"
I gave him a can of coca cola and a moon pie and that little bastard went crazy. He found a lighter and was trying to burn shit. hit me in the nuts with a fuckin stick...just wild as hell. After that I'm pretty glad this baby is a girl.

Congrats! My next one is due July first. My brothers son can be a little terror but he's a little afraid of me so I can usually get him in check with.....
#1. Walk it off
#2. Rub some dirt on it
#3. Go dig a hole
#4. That's it, no more tractor rides for you
#5. Wow, you sure do sound like a little girl right now

hahahaha

[flight control]

That's funny stuff AT. My girls are crazy like that too, especially my youngest. Never a dull moment with the girls. Watching my nephews makes me realize how blessed I truly am.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Little girls can be funny as hell. Growing up I always wanted to have a son and when we found out that our first kid was going to be a girl, I have to admit that I was a little bummed out about it. Now we have another girl on the way. The other day we were at the pizza parlor and the wife asked if I wanted to try for another to see if we might have a boy. There just happened to be a boys little league baseball team there and every single one of them was running amuk. Only words I could think of was "I don't think I want one of these obnoxious little fuckers running around in my house.".

Oddly enough, we were at a pizza parlor with our three boys seated next to a couple with three precious little girls who were politely eating their dinner as my demonseeds were cutting up and farting and laughing and as we went to leave the dad of those little girls chuckled and said "looks like you have your hands full" to which I replied "true enough, but wait til yours are teen agers"...the look of sheer terror was worth all the times I wanted to break skulls during dinner.

See, at that point he realized that my children will grow up to be men, and his his future is full of bitchy women.

[waterfowlman]

Cute video Jim. They sure do grow up fast!!

[waterfowlman]

Haha Man U hater.

been a joy watching them slip since Sir Alex Ferguson retired

90% of the taxis in Bangkok had Manchester United bumper stickers. The other 10% had Arsenal stickers. They love their soccer over there. The English Premier league was on TV practically 24/7.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Dear Lord. I just had an epiphany.

NASCAR is mind-numbingly boring to watch. But soccer???? I'd rather slit my wrists and bleed out while watching a country music awards show

[RonE]

Dear Lord. I just had an epiphany.

NASCAR is mind-numbingly boring to watch. But soccer???? I'd rather slit my wrists and bleed out while watching a country music awards show

NASCAR is follow the leaders and turn left. Isn't soccer what those spoiled kids in private school play because they don't have a football program?

[assateague]

About 2 billion dirt-poor kids would beg to differ

[DeadEye_Dan]

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[Eric Haynes]

Little girls can be funny as hell. Growing up I always wanted to have a son and when we found out that our first kid was going to be a girl, I have to admit that I was a little bummed out about it. Now we have another girl on the way. The other day we were at the pizza parlor and the wife asked if I wanted to try for another to see if we might have a boy. There just happened to be a boys little league baseball team there and every single one of them was running amuk. Only words I could think of was "I don't think I want one of these obnoxious little fuckers running around in my house.".

Oddly enough, we were at a pizza parlor with our three boys seated next to a couple with three precious little girls who were politely eating their dinner as my demonseeds were cutting up and farting and laughing and as we went to leave the dad of those little girls chuckled and said "looks like you have your hands full" to which I replied "true enough, but wait til yours are teen agers"...the look of sheer terror was worth all the times I wanted to break skulls during dinner.

See, at that point he realized that my children will grow up to be men, and his his future is full of bitchy women.

I only have one kid and its a boy. He'll be 5 this year so he is really starting to want to always be outdoors and help out. Its nice.

[GadwallGetter530]

Does anyone have a team/country they are pulling for?

[Eric Haynes]

Does anyone have a team/country they are pulling for?

Nepal

[GadwallGetter530]

Does anyone have a team/country they are pulling for?

Nepal

:lol::lol:

[GadwallGetter530]

America first and all. But realistically.

GLI AZZURRI!!!!:mrgreen:

[clampdaddy]

Does anyone have a team/country they are pulling for?

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Only teams I ever root for are America and Portugal.

[Bulldog0156]

Rooting for USA but I'll be shocked if they make it through group play. I have a feeling Ronaldo is going to make the US defense look real bad. I think Netherlands has a real chance at winning the cup, and that was before the blowout against Spain.

[Eric Haynes]

How do you guys know so much about soccer? I feel like I have more knowledge about curling than soccer.

[GadwallGetter530]

How do you guys know so much about soccer? I feel like I have more knowledge about curling than soccer.

My dad has followed European teams forever. Thats where all the big name players go from around the world. So they become house hold names for people that half way follow the teams back there.

[Eric Haynes]

How do you guys know so much about soccer? I feel like I have more knowledge about curling than soccer.

My dad has followed European teams forever. Thats where all the big name players go from around the world. So they become house hold names for people that half way follow the teams back there.

I lived in Italy for a few years. The games were always intense, and the people are hardcore about it. I lived in Pisa and the streets would be filled before and after a game with people waving flags and whatnot. I still could never name a player or know which team was good. Good times though.

[GadwallGetter530]

Italy just beat England.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Italy just beat England.

I thought you were Portuguese

[GadwallGetter530]

Italy just beat England.

I thought you were Portuguese

Oh hell no.

[Bulldog0156]

How do you guys know so much about soccer? I feel like I have more knowledge about curling than soccer.

Cuz I'm a fucking baller!

[one2many]

Does anyone have a team/country they are pulling for?

Argentina, Merica(longshot) Deutschland, Netherlands but von Persie and Robben both scored 2 goals in theirr opener so they are screwed

[one2many]

Italy just beat England.

oh shit i havent seen any play yet...i just listed England as one of my teams.