Step Brother...

[R. Chapman]

...is in town all week. Haven't seen his ass in over a year. Didn't really want to either. Oh well. Looks like I'm going to be on here for a good while.

[rebelp74]

Sounds like your version of Derek from Step Brothers.

[R. Chapman]

He's a douche. Been neglecting seeing his mom because of what his dad did and he's too stupid to realize that his dad was the fault of his parents divorce.

[clampdaddy]

Maybe he doesn't come around because he thinks that his step brother is a total doucher.

[Redbeard]

Rex: What is your problem, man?

BIL: My problem? I don't know! I don't have a problem, Rex. Actually, I have the opposite of a problem: I made over 550 K last year!

BIL: How much did you make?

Rex: It's not about money...

BIL: No, it's not about money. Well, for me, it's a little bit about money...

BIL: And I made that much money last year. I am the VP of the biggest executive-helicopter-leasing company on the Western Seaboard. Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out!

BIL: See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!

[3200 Man]

Are you talking about your painted toenails ? Did you do them yourself or have your friend Hankie do'em ?

I'm lost , I got'ta go take another pill , I guess .

[R. Chapman]

He thinks his mom is a bitch for filing a divorce but is it ok for my step brother's father to go have a kid with another woman he was seeing? His dad doesn't like me because I called him out at Christmas dinner at my step mother's parent's house last Christmas. He was being an absolute snot to my step mother. He's a real scum bag.

[R. Chapman]

Maybe he doesn't come around because he thinks that his step brother is a total doucher.

I've done nothing to him or said anything negative to him.

[rebelp74]

Rex: What is your problem, man?

BIL: My problem? I don't know! I don't have a problem, Rex. Actually, I have the opposite of a problem: I made over 550 K last year!

BIL: How much did you make?

Rex: It's not about money...

BIL: No, it's not about money. Well, for me, it's a little bit about money...

BIL: And I made that much money last year. I am the VP of the biggest executive-helicopter-leasing company on the Western Seaboard. Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out!

BIL: See these? See these boys? This is what I live with! Every day I lather this up with Kiehl's in the shower. You wanna touch this shit? You wanna touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen!

[bill herian]

Give him a good noogie. That'll show him

[rebelp74]

Turn your beds into bunk so you can have so much room for activities.

[Redbeard]

Turn your beds into bunk so you can have so much room for activities.

hahaha

[R. Chapman]

Give him a good noogie. That'll show him

I'd like to sock him for how shitty he treats his mother. Really would.

[one2many]

He thinks his mom is a bitch for filing a divorce but is it ok for my step brother's father to go have a kid with another woman he was seeing? His dad doesn't like me because I called him out at Christmas dinner at my step mother's parent's house last Christmas. He was being an absolute snot to my step mother. He's a real scum bag.

im lost, is your mom married to this kids dad or is your dad married to his mom?
and as far as calling an adult ok at xmas dinner...you should have had the snot knocked the fuck out of you in front of everybody

[R. Chapman]

He thinks his mom is a bitch for filing a divorce but is it ok for my step brother's father to go have a kid with another woman he was seeing? His dad doesn't like me because I called him out at Christmas dinner at my step mother's parent's house last Christmas. He was being an absolute snot to my step mother. He's a real scum bag.

im lost, is your mom married to this kids dad or is your dad married to his mom?
and as far as calling an adult ok at xmas dinner...you should have had the snot knocked the fuck out of you in front of everybody

My dad is married to his mom.

[one2many]

He thinks his mom is a bitch for filing a divorce but is it ok for my step brother's father to go have a kid with another woman he was seeing? His dad doesn't like me because I called him out at Christmas dinner at my step mother's parent's house last Christmas. He was being an absolute snot to my step mother. He's a real scum bag.

im lost, is your mom married to this kids dad or is your dad married to his mom?
and as far as calling an adult ok at xmas dinner...you should have had the snot knocked the fuck out of you in front of everybody

My dad is married to his mom.

so her EX husband is at xmas dinner of his ex inlaws when she is remarried to your father?

fuck man that as bad as my ex and her kids living with me all last summer. but my ol lady and baby mamma are really close friends liked each other from the first time they met

or the father hates you for calling his son out at dinner. either way if i pulled that shit my grandpa would have backhanded my back out of what ever chair i was sitting in

[GadwallGetter530]

Rex has a mangina!:lol:

[R. Chapman]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

[rebelp74]

Rex has a mangina!:lol:

[Redbeard]

Rex has a mangina!:lol:

hahaha

[waterfowlman]

Give him a good noogie. That'll show him

I'd like to sock him for how shitty he treats his mother. Really would.

That's a good idea. Knock his dick in the dirt....you'll feel better.

[FlintRiverFowler]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

[one2many]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

im pretty lost too Flint

[clampdaddy]

Give him a good noogie. That'll show him

I'd like to sock him for how shitty he treats his mother. Really would.

That's a good idea. Knock his dick in the dirt....you'll feel better.

Yep. If you're gonna rock a name like Rex Muthafuckin Chapman, you better be weilling to knock a fucker out once in a while. Otherwise you gotta find a new middle name.

[Bootlipkiller]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

im pretty lost too Flint

We need some kind of chart!

[3legged_lab]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

im pretty lost too Flint

We need some kind of chart!

They're all related, thats all you need to know.

[FlintRiverFowler]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

im pretty lost too Flint

We need some kind of chart!

Best I can figure is both sets of parents split up. The step brothers dad got another woman pregnant (Rex's mom) thus Rex was born. Then he married Rex's mom. Then Rex's dad married the stepbrothers mom. They just have Christmas together to save confusion.

[capt1972]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

im pretty lost too Flint

We need some kind of chart!

Best I can figure is both sets of parents split up. The step brothers dad got another woman pregnant (Rex's mom) thus Rex was born. Then he married Rex's mom. Then Rex's dad married the stepbrothers mom. They just have Christmas together to save confusion.

well that cleared it right up.

[assateague]

The step kids were with the dad and always go there to the ex in laws for Xmas. The parents never knew what happened between my step mom and the dad.

Can you please draw me a fucking picture of how everyone who is involved in this story is related Nd who is/was married to who.

I stopped trying to figure out who was who about 1 post in. It would've been easier to understand if Rex would have stuck to his normal pattern of random name dropping.

[R. Chapman]

Dinner went quite well. His sorry, sniveling ass is heading back home. Glad I don't have to deal with him anymore.