14-15 season preparedness

[R. Chapman]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

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Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

[3legged_lab]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

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Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

Its only 8' long but stable enough I can climb into it from the side in waist deep water (waist deep on me, not boot) w/o taking on water.

[Bootlipkiller]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

uploadfromtaptalk1403839471004.jpg

Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

Its only 8' long but stable enough I can climb into it from the side in waist deep water (waist deep on me, not boot) w/o taking on water.

So nipple deep then?

[Tiler_J]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

uploadfromtaptalk1403839471004.jpg

Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

Its only 8' long but stable enough I can climb into it from the side in waist deep water (waist deep on me, not boot) w/o taking on water.

So nipple deep then?

How do you know that your nipples line up with his waist? Or how would he know?

[Bootlipkiller]

[quote="R. Chapman"]You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

uploadfromtaptalk1403839471004.jpg

Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

Its only 8' long but stable enough I can climb into it from the side in waist deep water (waist deep on me, not boot) w/o taking on water.

So nipple deep then?

How do you know that your nipples line up with his waist? Or how would he know?[/quote]
I was in line next to him at the movies.

[3legged_lab]

[quote="R. Chapman"]You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

You'd like my Rat, super steady.

uploadfromtaptalk1403839471004.jpg

Thats my 11 year old paddling around in it.

Looks a little more stable than a canoe or kayak but would still scare the piss out of me.

Its only 8' long but stable enough I can climb into it from the side in waist deep water (waist deep on me, not boot) w/o taking on water.

So nipple deep then?

How do you know that your nipples line up with his waist? Or how would he know?[/quote]
Knee deep for you, samsquatch.

[Redbeard]

[quote="sws002"]Yup, way high. I had a 12' with trailer and motor a couple years back. Think I paid $400 for it, course I got 4 bundles of fast grass and about 5 dozen decoys with it. Sold the boat for $650 when I left Michigan, would've kept it if I could a strapped it to my wife's Alero...

I really don't even need a trailer. Something that I can just load up in the back of the truck would be sufficient for my needs.

That's what I wanted as well, just had the right deal fall into my lap, couldn't pass it up. I still need about a 10' puddle jumper to throw in the bed of the truck.

I just need a boat where 1 guy can haul in everything to these honey hole spots that would normally take 3 hours to wade in.

for fucks sake, just buy a damn canoe already

Not only is that a no, that's a hell would have to freeze over before I considered that no.[/quote]why?

[Bootlipkiller]

Mike shot out of a canoe

[Redbeard]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

[Redbeard]

Mike shot out of a canoe

ive shot tons of birds from that old thing

[R. Chapman]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

[Redbeard]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

[R. Chapman]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

Canoes aren't stable. Lose your balance and splash you go.

[Tiler_J]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

He heard it has more to do with the motion of the ocean than the size of your dinghy. He is very literal.

[Redbeard]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

Canoes aren't stable. Lose your balance and splash you go.

i'm done with the canoe chatter

I can drink and canoe at the same time

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[Tiler_J]

You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

Canoes aren't stable. Lose your balance and splash you go.

i'm done with the canoe chatter

I can drink and canoe at the same time

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That's why you were in charge of boating safety at the WCH.

[Bootlipkiller]

Rex has a problem with balance due to his inner ear troubles. It's science!

[R. Chapman]

[quote="R. Chapman"]You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

Canoes aren't stable. Lose your balance and splash you go.

i'm done with the canoe chatter

I can drink and canoe at the same time

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Rotten bastard...

[ducks~n~bucks]

Don't be a bitch Rex, my dad and I take our kayak on the ocean to rock fish, I'm sure Lake Helena doesn't get even close to that rough, and we've never capsized.

[R. Chapman]

Don't be a bitch Rex, my dad and I take our kayak on the ocean to rock fish, I'm sure Lake Helena doesn't get even close to that rough, and we've never capsized.

I am a vagina when it comes to canoes and kayaks. Fuck you!

[Redbeard]

Well now I guess we've found RMFC's kryptonite

[R. Chapman]

Good for you........jack ass.

[3legged_lab]

[quote="R. Chapman"]You two have some balls then. Canoes and kayaks scare the piss out of me and how rocky they can be. Fuck that noise.

your balls will drop soon Rex. Try out a canoe when they do. I can fit two of us, a dog and gear easily

I've tried it. It absolutely scared the piss out of me. I've capsized enough kayaks and canoes that I just don't fuck with them. All it takes is a good gust of wind and a nice wave.

what the hell are you doing to capsize these rigs...fucking sheep?

Canoes aren't stable. Lose your balance and splash you go.

i'm done with the canoe chatter

I can drink and canoe at the same time

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Sure but that photo was staged, we had to carry you back to the truck afterwards.

[Willie]

Bought 18 herters foamers bluebills and ringers. Need to repaint and rig.
May also buy a 21' skiff from a buddy...need to work out some details.

[GadwallGetter530]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

[Redbeard]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

now ya just have to teach it to retrieve

[GadwallGetter530]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

now ya just have to teach it to retrieve

He has that down already. Its like he already knew how.

[assateague]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

now ya just have to teach it to retrieve

It's genetic. That's why people get labs- nothing has to be taught.

[Eric Haynes]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

now ya just have to teach it to retrieve

It's genetic. That's why people get labs- nothing has to be taught.

Kind of like Rex's German dialect

[GadwallGetter530]

Little black dog. Learned how to swim. Check that off the list.

now ya just have to teach it to retrieve

It's genetic. That's why people get labs- nothing has to be taught.

You don't say.