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Re: Happy 4th

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:13 pm

vincentpa wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
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I'd drink her dirty bath water

x2. I can't remember who has said this in the past but, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.


I know who said it. It was someone with whom you share one thing in common. Neither of you get laid much.

Okay, so who is it?
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:29 pm

The one that someone here said that always makes me laugh is, "I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from"
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:31 pm

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
vincentpa wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Image


I'd drink her dirty bath water

x2. I can't remember who has said this in the past but, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.


I know who said it. It was someone with whom you share one thing in common. Neither of you get laid much.

Okay, so who is it?

Obviously not Red or Tripod.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:46 pm

#Pipemaster
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:33 pm

Tiler_J wrote:Obviously not Red or Tripod.

Obviously married, though, cause I know it wasn't Rex.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby gila-river » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:46 am

vincentpa wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Image


I'd drink her dirty bath water

x2. I can't remember who has said this in the past but, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.


I know who said it. It was someone with whom you share one thing in common. Neither of you get laid much.

That would be me sir. And I get plenty of action. Just cause my wife doesn't wake all the way up doesn't mean it don't count.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby banknote » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:29 am

Happy 4th! This thread is way better than fireworks.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:36 am

Happy Independence Day.

RonE...do you remember it, like it was yesterday?
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:07 am

gila-river wrote:
vincentpa wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:Image


I'd drink her dirty bath water

x2. I can't remember who has said this in the past but, I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.


I know who said it. It was someone with whom you share one thing in common. Neither of you get laid much.

That would be me sir. And I get plenty of action. Just cause my wife doesn't wake all the way up doesn't mean it don't count.

:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby waterfowlman » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:12 am

Happy 4th fellas. We're getting ready to blow some shit up here today.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby quackhead » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:58 am

Happy Independence Day
Remember the sacrifices that were made to enjoy our independence and be thankful.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby RonE » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:14 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Happy Independence Day.

RonE...do you remember it, like it was yesterday?


Fuck off!

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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Olly » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:17 am

Gonna take the boat out to watch fireworks tonight. I hope everyone has a good 4th!
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:44 am

RonE wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Happy Independence Day.

RonE...do you remember it, like it was yesterday?


Fuck off!



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Re: Happy 4th

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:24 pm

Happy 4th er'ybody!
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:31 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Happy Independence Day.

RonE...do you remember it, like it was yesterday?
hahahahahaha
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:56 pm

Headed to the mountains for the weekend, you guys have a great 4th.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:03 pm

assateague wrote:
RonE wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Happy Independence Day.

RonE...do you remember it, like it was yesterday?


Fuck off!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:


Haha!
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:56 pm

Independence, motherfucker.




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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:24 pm

I see the 27 is still in the spread :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:29 pm

What in the devil is that tan one at 12oclock?
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:26 pm

It's a single shot 12 that I found in an old house we were tearing down a while back. Cut it off at 18 1/4" so it fits in the Jeep better. Was using it for Dutch, although the other 500 rounds of various calibers we shot were more than likely good enough for training purposes :lol:
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:35 pm

assateague wrote:Independence, motherfucker.




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You've just moved up a few places on their list.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:28 pm

Fuck their list. I said "independence", bitches.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:50 pm

I sent my wife for food cause she wanted to go to prove she could do it. Well she fucked up again. She forgot the hamburger buns and bought 1 pound less ground meat than needed cause she is careless. Never send a Puerto Rican to do something you want done right.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:07 pm

Happy 4th you goofy fuckers! Time for me to get my CRUNK on. Be safe and remember why we are blowing shit up. :beer: :beer:
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Happy 4th

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:46 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Happy 4th you goofy fuckers! Time for me to get my CRUNK on. Be safe and remember why we are blowing shit up. :beer: :beer:


What is "crunk"? Is that a new word that the coloreds say?
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Happy 4th

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:00 pm

. Fucking tapatalk.
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Re: Happy 4th

Postby Olly » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:11 pm

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Anchored up, beer in hand waiting for the show to start.
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