Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

[assateague]

Sometimes, it's probably for the best that I've never won the lottery. Because I would have a motherfucking tank.

Did You Know It’s Legal To Buy A Tank, And Some Just Came Up For Sale!


Jacques Littlefield amassed an amazing collection of military vehicles in his lifetime, and by the time he died in 2009, he has amassed more than 200 armored vehicles… more than some armies. A number of vehicles from his collection are now for sale, and will be auctioned off in July.

$175,000







$275,000

[Olly]

How much is the Tank Owners tax in Maryland?

[assateague]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

[Woody]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

[Eric Haynes]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

I could get you some rounds for that cannon...

[assateague]

I don't even know what it is. 105mm?

[bill herian]

I don't even know what it is. 105mm?

Just mount bettys duck call on there and fire rounds through that.

[Eric Haynes]

I don't even know what it is. 105mm?

Indeed

[FlintRiverFowler]

I don't even know what it is. 105mm?

I'm sure the cannon would have to be welded shut in MD

[capt1972]

I don't even know what it is. 105mm?

I'm sure the cannon would have to be welded shut in MD

What if I'm driving my tank through Maryland but my state doesn't require the cannon to be welded?

[gila-river]

[assateague]

[Bootlipkiller]

I think I would want a German tiger and a Sherman. Keep it old school.

[AKPirate]

I think I would want a German tiger and a Sherman. Keep it old school.

And have paint battles with Oddball...

[Bootlipkiller]

I think I would want a German tiger and a Sherman. Keep it old school.

And have paint battles with Oddball...

That seriously would be the best day of my life! love that movie

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I think I would want a German tiger and a Sherman. Keep it old school.

And have paint battles with Oddball...

I remember that dude!

[AKPirate]

[Bootlipkiller]

"What's with all the negative waves?"

[waterfowlman]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

Just think of all the Prius's you could take out with that frigging thing.
I think the 2 MPG might bother you after a while though.

[capt1972]

What if I'm driving my tank through Maryland but my state doesn't require the cannon to be welded?

WTF? Nobody is going to answer my question?

[assateague]

I did. If you have a tank, laws don't apply.

[assateague]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

Just think of all the Prius's you could take out with that frigging thing.
I think the 2 MPG might bother you after a while though.

I have a tank. You think I'm gonna PAY for the gas?

[gila-river]

I daresay if I had a tank, I wouldn't feel obligated to pay them shit. I'd paint it like the General Lee, and hang a Gadsden Flag from the antenna.

Just think of all the Prius's you could take out with that frigging thing.
I think the 2 MPG might bother you after a while though.

I have a tank. You think I'm gonna PAY for the gas?

Ya! If Assa had a tank he'd be so damn happy he would buy enough smokes and gas station snacks his gas would be completely free.

[assateague]

I am back up to $2 per gallon off, now that you mention it

[quackhead]

We're wiring a house for a guy that has 2 tanks right now. He's also building a big ass building to store them in, you turn into his driveway and your staring down the barrels of two tanks.

[assateague]

That would be so awesome.

[Olly]

A gun is pointless without any bullets.

[assateague]

Not if it's mounted on a 30-ton heavily armored "bullet".

[Eric Haynes]

Not if it's mounted on a 30-ton heavily armored "bullet".

I told you I could get you some.

[Olly]

Not if it's mounted on a 30-ton heavily armored "bullet".

You mean a 60-70 year old 30-ton gun. With the modern paramilitary shit most swat teams have these days I doubt a WWII tank would last long against a state government. Especially when it's becoming more common to bring state guards in on police matters. Remember that guy in the late 90's who stole that tank from that national guard armory? That was a modern M1 and all they had to do was let him get stuck on a barrier or run out of fuel then they grenade the hatch and ended him quick. Yea he caused a lot of property damage but no one died. Now if he had a functioning cannon with rounds and a crew to load and fire I bet it would have ended very differently.