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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:25 am

That wasn't an M1, and the dumbass forgot to lock the hatch. I think it was in San Diego, the one where he got high-centered on a jersey wall?
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:35 am

assateague wrote:That wasn't an M1, and the dumbass forgot to lock the hatch. I think it was in San Diego, the one where he got high-centered on a jersey wall?


You're right it was M60. I pictured it in my head as a M1 for some reason. Still the lack of shells for the cannon and him being the only crew in the tank was his downfall. Tanks are cool but without the logistical support for them and the crew to man it, other than a shelter for small arms fire I wouldn't be looking to one to fight the "man". As always just my silly opinion.

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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:57 am

:lol: Yeah, that's the guy I was thinking of!
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:28 pm

This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:30 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.

Yea what the hell. I bet he was that kid with no imagination In school. Total buzzkill
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:38 pm

I always pictured Olly as coloring outside of the lines...hmmmm
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:41 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:42 pm

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.


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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:46 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.


and a Barbie girlfriend


That was for R&R not war!
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby AKPirate » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:49 pm

Olly wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.


and a Barbie girlfriend


That was for R&R not war!


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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:50 pm

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.

Now I see why flint is your only friend :lol:
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:52 pm

I will drive my tank over this thread.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:53 pm

Please do.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:56 pm

assateague wrote:I will drive my tank over this thread.


You gonna have the fuel, mechanics, extra parts, and training to drive that tank anywhere? I bet in some army manual somewhere there is a dollar value assigned just in logistics on a per day basis to run a M1 tank into battle. I'd like to see that number.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:57 pm

Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.
why do I believe this Olly?
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:58 pm

Thank God in just running it over virtual words and not into battle, then. And I've driven enough 113s to probably figure out a tank. I won't need to worry about brakes either, so that cuts the required knowledge base down 25%.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:59 pm

Brakes are for quitters anyway.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:06 pm

assateague wrote:Thank God in just running it over virtual words and not into battle, then. And I've driven enough 113s to probably figure out a tank. I won't need to worry about brakes either, so that cuts the required knowledge base down 25%.


I would love to just be given the "keys" to a tank to see if I could start it up and drive. I bet I could.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:07 pm

I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Tiler_J » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:13 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:This thread was awesome until Olly came in with logic and reason.


Welcome to my world. No imagination as a kid, playing with shit it had to be feasible in the real world. When I would play with gi-joes they needed a support base and MASH unit before going into battle.

Now I see why flint is your only friend :lol:

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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby assateague » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:27 pm

Olly wrote:I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.


Weren't you scared of breaking it?


And for the record, tanks don't have keys.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Olly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:31 pm

assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.


Weren't you scared of breaking it?


And for the record, tanks don't have keys.


No because the Chief was standing right there and was going to stop me if I did something wrong. It really wasn't that hard to start a big diesel engine. I only did the one, one of the junior engineers did the other side too. It all started because when I was on the boat fixing their computers I made the comment that I bet I could start the engine on the boat alone if I had to and they laughed. Before hand I had KIND OF seen one of them do it and had a general idea of the steps.

And I know that's why I said keys in quotation marks... it was a euphemism for having free reign to do with the tank as I wished.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby sws002 » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:31 pm

Just putting this out there, when Assa gets his tank, I would gladly volunteer to be part of that crew!
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:23 pm

Olly wrote:I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.


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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby Tiler_J » Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:30 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.


Weren't you scared of breaking it?


And for the record, tanks don't have keys.


No because the Chief was standing right there and was going to stop me if I did something wrong. It really wasn't that hard to start a big diesel engine. I only did the one, one of the junior engineers did the other side too. It all started because when I was on the boat fixing their computers I made the comment that I bet I could start the engine on the boat alone if I had to and they laughed. Before hand I had KIND OF seen one of them do it and had a general idea of the steps.

And I know that's why I said keys in quotation marks... it was a euphemism for having free reign to do with the tank as I wished.

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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby RonE » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:49 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I started the power plant on a 140' ice breaker without direction. Asked the engineers on the ship if I could next time they needed to do it just to see if I could. Rebel will know what I'm talking about. If you've never seen the ECU of a ship it's a wall of nothing but gauges, switches and buttons.


Weren't you scared of breaking it?


And for the record, tanks don't have keys.


No because the Chief was standing right there and was going to stop me if I did something wrong. It really wasn't that hard to start a big diesel engine. I only did the one, one of the junior engineers did the other side too. It all started because when I was on the boat fixing their computers I made the comment that I bet I could start the engine on the boat alone if I had to and they laughed. Before hand I had KIND OF seen one of them do it and had a general idea of the steps.

And I know that's why I said keys in quotation marks... it was a euphemism for having free reign to do with the tank as I wished.


My pal Stormie could have started the power plant..............

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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:43 pm

The thought of Assa with a tank is a little scary, just saying...
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:45 pm

Naw it isn't.
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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:49 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Naw it isn't.

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Re: Awwwww, Hell Yeah!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:54 pm

Negatory on that Red Rider.
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