3legged_lab wrote:RonE wrote:I've been averaging two eggs a day, over medium, with four slices of bacon cooked medium.
This morning was 18 eggs scrambled with crumbled sausage cooked in, biscuits and scratch made gravy also with crumbled sausage mixed in.
I experienced one of the worst kitchen disasters of my lifetime this morning. I poured a cup of coffee out of the pot, then wanted a splash of milk in it so I grabbed the gallon jug and headed for my coffee. Inexplicably, the gallon jug of milk slips out of my hand and crashes into my mug, sending milk and scalding hot coffee all over. And I mean all over. It was on the ceiling, the floor, the wall, the counter, my clothes - I got nailed with a stream of milk right in the retina of my right eye, I don't possess the ability to sufficiently convey the level of carnage that existed in my kitchen. I was more shocked than mad, it took like ten seconds before I could even gather my wits enough to start cussing.