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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:13 am

My ole lady just made a consultation for some fake boobies!
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Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:35 am

Pics so we can convince out women to follow suit.
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:38 am

I'm not selfish
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Postby Olly » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:52 am

Westie25 wrote:I'm not selfish


But is she?
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:53 am

Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.
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Postby Olly » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:54 am

Westie25 wrote:Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.


:lol: :lol: :lol: I know a few woman that after getting fake tits started to love showing them off!
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:56 am

I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.
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Postby Olly » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:03 am

Westie25 wrote:I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.


Sounds like you got a good one, wants big knockers and they're all just for you. What more could a man ask for?
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Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:04 am

Third times a charm :D
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:05 am

Flightstopper wrote:Third times a charm :D


Ha, I know right.
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Postby centex » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:32 pm

Westie25 wrote:Yes. She would be pissed if I posted a picture of her, much less her fake tits, on a forum.

guess we'll just have to look on Facebook
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:35 pm

It's there for the taking.
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Postby jehler » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:10 pm

Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Postby Flightstopper » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:15 pm

What's even worse is when they don't let you even play with then once before they dash.
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Postby Westie25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:19 pm

jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....


Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.
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Postby Olly » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:23 pm

Westie25 wrote:
jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....


Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.


Smart man. And you'll still get to enjoy them.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:24 pm

Westie25 wrote:
jehler wrote:Your wife wanting fake boobs is a precursor for divorce. She just wants em paid for an healed up before the split....


Ha, see we're not even married and she's paying for 100 percent out of her pocket. I refuse to pay for something of that nature.

You should'nt either. Never pay for something you cant take back when the time comes.
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Postby Glimmerjim » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:29 am

Westie25 wrote:I've seen all my wives friends and girlfriends fake ones. Lacey is very reserved though. I've only seen her wasted once, maybe twice.

Did you say "Lacey", from Memphis? Holy cow....she's known in every biker bar from NC to Nebraska. Fun girl...but always talking about how she'd make way more money with bigger tits. Hope that's not out of line, but she's kinda famous! :lol:
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Postby QH's Paw » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:17 am

"If they have nipples and you can touch them, they are real." I think Joe Rogan said that didn't he?
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Postby capt1972 » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:40 am

QH's Paw wrote:"If they have nipples and you can touch them, they are real." I think Joe Rogan said that didn't he?

I've been saying that for years.
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Postby Redbeard » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:13 am

Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits
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Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:46 pm

Redbeard wrote:Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits

whut?
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Postby Mornin Beef » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:05 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Ya want your wife to leave you alone, but her a pair of tits

whut?

Come on mud, get your wife a set of tits that looks like a big black but.
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Re: Fake..

Postby RonE » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:56 pm

Three main reason for fake tits:

Real breasts are small, misshapen or different sizes and cloths don't fit or look right and she wants to look more attractive .

Peer pressure from air head girl friends.

To give her husband or significant other a present.

So, thank your lucky stars that she wants to look better, she has air head girl friends and that she is doing something for you!
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Re: Fake..

Postby RonE » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:58 pm

Oh, one other thing, they aren't "fake", they are augmented or enhanced. The skin is real, the nipples are real and the woman is real. It is a glorious thing.
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