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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:50 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
assateague wrote:It'll make ya famous.

Blind, I think the word you were looking for is blind.

Unless you were talking about the epic Bigfoot hunting adventure. Then famous probably works.


and put hair on your palms and soles of your feet
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby clampdaddy » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:06 pm

assateague wrote:We can't possibly involve a Clamper in something serious :lol:

:lol: So, the guy that can't even provide physical evidence of a Pintail is going to hunt down the elusive bigfoot? :lol:
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:10 pm

AKPirate wrote:
clampdaddy wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
clampdaddy wrote:That short print ahead of it in the second pic makes me think its just bear tracks........but I'm down for a WFF Bigfoot hunt. Just don't expect me to stay sober, wake up early, or actually go looking for Bigfoot.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Camp bum.

Hey, somebody's gotta make sure Bigfoot doesn't tear up camp while you guys are out making Bigfoot noises and banging on trees with sticks.


If they put a hot chick in that show I may be able to watch it, otherwise it's terrible

Im telling you, Mike is a dead ringer for Bobo.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby AKPirate » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:13 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
clampdaddy wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:
clampdaddy wrote:That short print ahead of it in the second pic makes me think its just bear tracks........but I'm down for a WFF Bigfoot hunt. Just don't expect me to stay sober, wake up early, or actually go looking for Bigfoot.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Camp bum.

Hey, somebody's gotta make sure Bigfoot doesn't tear up camp while you guys are out making Bigfoot noises and banging on trees with sticks.


If they put a hot chick in that show I may be able to watch it, otherwise it's terrible

Im telling you, Mike is a dead ringer for Bobo.

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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Redbeard » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:17 pm

assateague wrote:I've got that covered, too.


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well what the hell do have to bring ?
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby assateague » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:19 pm

Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:25 pm

assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.

After seeing the jacks links commercials I wouldn't do it.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby sws002 » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:44 pm

assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.


Just use 7.5's, no tracking required.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:51 pm

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assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.


Just use 7.5's, no tracking required.

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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:10 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.

After seeing the jacks links commercials I wouldn't do it.

I would take that fucker out while he was picking his toes by the creek from long range.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:21 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
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assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.

After seeing the jacks links commercials I wouldn't do it.

I would take that fucker out while he was picking his toes by the creek from long range.


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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby RonE » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:26 pm

We're going to need the Clampers, the boogie band and a plaque to commemorate the occasion. What say the brethren?

We don't even need to find bigfoot to have a "doin's".
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:32 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.

After seeing the jacks links commercials I wouldn't do it.

I would take that fucker out while he was picking his toes by the creek from long range.

Great, 3 leg caught the chapman disease!
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby clampdaddy » Sun Aug 03, 2014 11:36 pm

RonE wrote:We're going to need the Clampers, the boogie band and a plaque to commemorate the occasion. What say the brethren?

We don't even need to find bigfoot to have a "doin's".

Hang the bastard!
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:30 am

No, that won't do. They'll just end up giving him an honorary title, and a funny hat. We need his carcass on Maury Povich to make our millions.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Redbeard » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:52 am

assateague wrote:Guns. Lots and lots of guns. As far as the payday goes, it won't matter if that fucker's Swiss cheese. If we shoot one and don't kill it, I may cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life. And blood tracking a wounded Bigfoot sounds like a horrible idea.
ill bring my buddy's 338 lapua and load my 45-70 guide gun up extra heavy in case we do get up close and personal
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby jehler » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:59 am

We won't need firepower, just firewater, I have experience with these bastards. Separate a samsquantch from his wife a supply him with booze and he will without doubt drink himself into comatose
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby jehler » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:00 am

Just don't play Metallica or any other metal music before he passes out or the level of asshole can be fatal
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:05 am

I'm adding extra days to my Cali trip, getting Bigfoot drunk would be a hell of a story. :beer:
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Glimmerjim » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:31 am

clampdaddy wrote:That short print ahead of it in the second pic makes me think its just bear tracks........but I'm down for a WFF Bigfoot hunt. Just don't expect me to stay sober, wake up early, or actually go looking for Bigfoot.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby clampdaddy » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:57 am

assateague wrote:No, that won't do. They'll just end up giving him an honorary title, and a funny hat. We need his carcass on Maury Povich to make our millions.

:lol: . Almost shot hot coffee out my nose on that one.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:28 pm

jehler wrote:Just don't play Metallica or any other metal music before he passes out or the level of asshole can be fatal



We're talking about an actual Bigfoot, not the Guns.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Redbeard » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:40 pm

I'm thinking it may not hurt to bring one sacrificial lamb with us
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:43 pm

Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking it may not hurt to bring one sacrificial lamb with us


I nominate Woody for that position but Boot would work in a pinch.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:44 pm

Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking it may not hurt to bring one sacrificial lamb with us

Someone say lamb? Mmmmm rack of lamb over a fire. Count me in.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Woody » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:48 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking it may not hurt to bring one sacrificial lamb with us


I nominate Woody for that position but Boot would work in a pinch.


That's not nice.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:50 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking it may not hurt to bring one sacrificial lamb with us


I nominate Woody for that position but Boot would work in a pinch.


That's not nice.


Just trying to aid in the success of the mission.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby firstflight » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:09 pm

Woody wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Guys, I'm telling you. I thought all these things, and then I came up on the snowshoer.


Why was someone wearing snow shoes in ohio?

Because we get deep snow why else.
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:22 pm

We should probably let Beef narrate the movie that Jr puts together. It'll make millions before we even start dealing with a big name studio for the movie rights. It should be called "Samsquantchenanigans".
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Re: Bigfoot???

Postby Redbeard » Mon Aug 04, 2014 3:17 pm

Samsquantchenanigans

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