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[Ricky Spanish]

Ran that mower yesterday. The new deck sounds like a 40 year old one. Rattles.
It'd be smart to get extended warranty on that deck it's not going to last for shit.
Wish I had my old ones back.
And it rained all night.
I've lost more sleep over these mowers than when my wife had cancer.
Does that sound good?
No

The Brite side is that the FOE button works.

[Ricky Spanish]

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I guess you just buy another deck and make them eat the one that's on the mower.
It has bad bearings on day 1.

[Anotherone]

That sucks. Does the deck looked used?

[Ricky Spanish]

That sucks. Does the deck looked used?

Na. It's new and orange.
There's a ton of videos online about crappy chinese bearings.
The Canadian beekeeper has a wax separator that keeps eating bearings too.
I'll be rebuilding that deck next summer betcha betcha.

[Ricky Spanish]

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The Kohler engine is a lot better than the Briggs one I had.
Has an actual choke on it.
The engine is nice. Deck? Not so much it is one-piece and stamped like the one I had but sounds ratty.


The one problem I had was the seat wiring can be hooked up where only 3 out of 4 pins connect.
That makes it not work. It's obviously not idiot proof.

[Anotherone]

Looks like the same motor on my scag. Kohler 7000 24 hp?

[Ricky Spanish]

Looks like the same motor on my scag. Kohler 7000 24 hp?

It's 26.
The one I had before was 24 horse.
Whoever stole it inherits a clogged fuel line.
I had it rigged to work.

Found a used deere in Danville for $600 but I want to ask questions and hear it run and mow.
350 hours on it.
If they say they're moving then it's probably a taker.

[Ricky Spanish]

Damn.
Phone Bluetooth with gopro.
Can remote control the camera from phone.
What will they think of next?
DronePro?

[Anotherone]

Dronepro will be the best thing since:

[Ricky Spanish]

Dronepro will be the best thing since:

There are dronecams already.
I'll shoot the first one I see.

I'm gunna pull that deck off and make sure it's put together right.
Could be a wonky blade installed out of round.
Why not check.
It's raining and inside. Only a few minutes on it.
I'll end up taking it off to get it welded in 5 years.

With these mowers it's hell on decks.
The old one had to be welded and the machine shop said they do lots of them.

[Ricky Spanish]

Deck is fine. All the noise is the belt memory.
It's like driving a bus with flat spots in the tires from sitting.

[Ricky Spanish]

He does "things" to Mallory his girlfriend.

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He lays around moaning and groaning if he's not sleeping. Might make it to 13. Might not. 50:50.
Poor dog drags himself around on two legs his back legs barely work.

[Ricky Spanish]

Proof!
Multiple online accounts using various aliases.
Multiple personality disorder?
Hardly.
Phone broke. Had to restart as a novice I was almost a major...
Kicking ass on the novice class..
IM2HI

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WAY2HI

[Ricky Spanish]

Burned a stack of bee boxes.
A thousand nails ...
This little guy is a nail grabbing monster.
$10.
Harbor freight.
For $25 they have a big heavy one.
If you hook on right it will.lift 150#.

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[Anotherone]

Drag that magnet off the nearest bridge and find you a couple of pistols.

[Ricky Spanish]

Drag that magnet off the nearest bridge and find you a couple of pistols.

And other things.
One night Charles called and he wanted a Sawzall.
I'm like "dude you woke me up cuz your having a fire and need to cut pallets?!?".
Go to sleep man it's 3 am.

Two days later ..
They found the body in trash bags in Clinton lake by where I hunt. Dodged a bullet that time.
Who knows what all is in Clinton lake off the DeWitt Bridge.

Things got a little crazy when the party whore died of an OD. The geniuses cut her into pieces.

[Anotherone]

Wild and crazy times.

[Ricky Spanish]

Now this guy has me pegged.

Us rednecks ain't too worried we've been ready since 2009.

[Anotherone]

Today is National pecan torte day. Where can I get a slice?

[Ricky Spanish]

Today is National pecan torte day. Where can I get a slice?

?
I thought that was a tiny pecan pie.
My wife makes them.
Usually in winter what kind of dumbass made up the day to be in forking August....damn near year old pecans.

A lucky one got into the folds on muh gloves an made me pay.
Found more finished honey.
I'm two weeks on top of two weeks behind.
Ouchie.

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It itches like a mosquito bite but is a bee sting.
Remember that time Cooksey posted a selfie with a dent in his forehead from a rifle scope?
That stings more.

[Ricky Spanish]

Am putting an atv trailer hitch on the ZTR.
2 inch ball. I use it to roll the boat into the shed.
I used to have muscles and just push it in.
Forked around an got old.

[Ricky Spanish]

Hey...where'd the avatars go?
I'm gunna miss my bear humping bear flag.

Speaking of avatars...I want duckslayers.
Spent hours looking at her.

[Ricky Spanish]

I'm buying this rig.
It has 52 hours.
A pilot is moving to a much smaller place.
Pick it up tomorrow.

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[Ricky Spanish]

What the hell kind of fool walks a baby in the dark at 4 am in an unlit neighborhood while dressed all in black.
Aunt-i-fa?

I started going "pew pew" and that stroller started moving.

[Ricky Spanish]

Anyone else having all sorts of internet troubles today?
Had to scan my card 5 times at the store.
Kept saying "rejected".
My wifi is all jacked up too.
Can't be just me

[Ricky Spanish]

There is a dent.

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Should I name the dent?

[Ricky Spanish]

This is weird but I think that ALL POWER EQUIPMENT KEYS ARE ALIKE.
I think I can probably start any modern riding mower with these keys. Can probably get a john deere or case back hoe started with one of these.
Really?!?
One key fits all?

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[Anotherone]

Or use a flathead screwdriver.

[Ricky Spanish]

Or use a flathead screwdriver.

They're going to wonder how the hi-hoe and two earthmovers got moved.
Heh heh..