Paging Ricky Spanish

[Ricky Spanish]

Bought a roll of reflective tape. This light pole for the stern of my boat was always hard to find.
Glow in the dark candy cane now.

I kept breaking it off in the woods so I taped a rechargeable bicycle light on. It blinks.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Yawn. Will try and get up early and get way back in the corner.
Light Southeast wind.
I'll face northwest set up in the shadows.
I like sun at my back hunts.

[Anotherone]

No mercy on the birds!

[Ricky Spanish]

No mercy on the birds!

Sure sure.
Rough night. Not a wink of sleep. Feel like chit.
Got to get my MOJO back.

[Ricky Spanish]

Here's a buddy Brown duck hunting joke for you.

Naw...you can just have the duck.

[Ricky Spanish]

I've only got one call that's a double-reed.
I see a lot of these echo inserts.

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We sort of pass these around.

[Ricky Spanish]

Aw fuck. Spread deployment was rough. Gooze.
This better be good.
All this muck gives me the blues.

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I launched, looked back, and lights were on.
It was another rig not mine.
I beat them by just a few minutes.

[Ricky Spanish]

Something is cool about going out in the dark and setting up my little boat-fort. Try not to take it so seriously. Supposed to be fun.
Got my radio on Bob n Tom.
Heat and lights too.
Half the fun is getting here.

[Anotherone]

Full anti-waterfowl this morning. Take no prisoners! Don’t let up until your out of ammo, lol.
PS: I’m at work so shoot my limit too.

[Ricky Spanish]

It's an hour before lst and it sounds like a battle to my west.
Hm...it could be an air cannon I guess.

[Ricky Spanish]

Full anti-waterfowl this morning. Take no prisoners! Don’t let up until your out of ammo, lol.
PS: I’m at work so shoot my limit too.

There it goes again.
25 rounds or maybe 30.
Someone is burning ammo

[Anotherone]

Must be a feral hog hunt.

[Anotherone]

Or a drive-by?

[Ricky Spanish]

Wild pigs aren't a thing here.
Coyotes maybe.
They've switched from a small rifle to a big pistol now.
9 more minutes and then me.
Nothing flying yet.

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I've got my boat nestled up against a fresh blow down.
Shallow water am more or less beached

[Ricky Spanish]

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Ain't no ducks here.
7. Nah ah ah thats all I've seen.
Seven ducks.
Not one mallard.
Seagulls...sigh.
We hates em.

Ok ...all that bird radar is Robins and tweety birds .
Add one merganser to the count.

[Ricky Spanish]

Winchester steel #2.
2.75"

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[Anotherone]

Hell yeah! Fat one.

[Ricky Spanish]

Hell yeah! Fat one.

He was uhhh sitting on a log stretching. Harem all around so wth I took a shot.
Might have got another but I don't think so.

Lot of shots from other side of lake.
Random like they're shooting at a cripple.
Got to get out of here b4 it gets hot.
Spose to be over 70 and I'm dressed for like 40.

Boat traffic is picking up.

[Ricky Spanish]

Whoa Nelly
Put a fork in it.

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It's now $9.10 for that with no drink.
Let's go Brandon. It was 5 or 6 bucks 2 years ago under the orange guy.

[Anotherone]

Now we talking! Looks good.

[Ricky Spanish]

Is that his sister AND his wife too? Cousins actually.

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Huwhat?
I haven't looked at a newspaper in years since I got arrested in Arkansas.
Didn't make the papers.

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[Ricky Spanish]

First this.
Grrr. Had an epic post going and got this error.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Hulk mad
Hulk smash?

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I give Logan hell over this stuff.
I scare him.he screams like a girl.
I say "you scream like a girl".
He puffs up and says "I'm a boy".
"You sure?".
"Yeah I can shoot urine about 12 feet out my penis"
"good boy".

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[Ricky Spanish]

Remember the flex-tape wader boot repair?
Was good for two seasons and yesterday it failed.
Back to Shoe goo I guess.

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[Ricky Spanish]

They are online bitching like mad over egg prices.
2-4-6-8 dollars a dozen I've even seen someone say ten.
So I did me some egg maffs.
It's around $0.90/dozen for me to produce my own chicken eggs. That with me working for free and a free chicken coop so forget all about me selling them at cost.
Nothing is free except the words of a liberal.

[Ricky Spanish]

An OOPSet election?
Illinois....leading the USA in stupidity.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Statistics anyone?
The corrected numbers.
White 74%
Black 17%
Asian 5%

It should add up to 100%?
I blame Illinois for lying on statistics.

Hispanic is white. Hispanic is not a race.
Ask them if they are black or Asian.
If they say "no" then they are white.
Brown isn't a race.

[Ricky Spanish]

Erg. That paper is 100% sponsored content.
Sorry. My wife had to point it out and rub it in.

[Ricky Spanish]

I found one so there has to be three more.
Fill keel with sand or lead and it'll be fine but I wanted light when I was a baby duck hunter walking in.
My current wood duck decoys are like tanks in comparison.

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Anotherone wants them. I'll keep looking.
Hey. He has a gf now..
Told yuh.

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That's it I give up.
Go buy gas to do a rare afternoon pretend duck hunt.
30 mph wind tomorrow. Fuck that I'll go today.

[Ricky Spanish]

I think he's been to Bayou Bottoms Guide Service too.