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[Ricky Spanish]

If five can identify as ten and three can identify as five...

Our shotguns are assault weapons and banned if the above is true.
Pritzger signed a bill here in Illinoiz.
Sigh.

[Ricky Spanish]

New vaccine!
An excited beekeeper texted me about a new Vax that you give the queen and it prevents a bad disease called American foul brood.
I've never seen or smelled an infected hive.
They say if you smell it once you'll never forget.
You're supposed to "abate" or destroy by fire when it is detected but I've never seen it.

I'm sort of a smart-ass and am stuck on how to reply to the president of the bee club...the actual queen bee.

I'm considering suggesting that she try it ON HERSELF.
Questions:
Do I have to wear a mask?
If I buy this stuff are you all going to assume I'm infected and shun me?
Have they even worked on a bee butt mask? (Insects breath thru their abdomens)
If you aint laughing at least a little inside you're sick.

[Anotherone]

I’m laughing! Wild and crazy times, even in the world of bees.

[Ricky Spanish]

Millet got in a fight with a raccoon and later got into a tree fetching a pair of mallards.
His face was messed up. Had two holes it was pretty ugly.
I figured surely he'd have a pair of scars.
I can still tell a little where the holes were but his fur has grown back after the skin healed.
He had a quarter and a dime sized hole thru his fur and skin both. Still has a mark.

He got stung by a bee there I think.
His wounds healed nicely.

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More. He has a herniated umbilical...an outy.
It's shrunken or he's grown where it barely is noticeable.
In the next year he will bulk up and I think I'll just not have it dealt with. We knew it'd either shrink and kind of fade or get worse. Not a big deal because it shrunk. I have to keep an eye on his belly button.
So far he's never scraped it or anything. As a pup it looked thin and weak. I worried about it a lot.
Vet said it might just go away.

He is starting to hunt with his nose more and more.
If it's snowy he has to hunt for bumpers that get buried and he's gotten good at it.
Uses the wind and everything. I didn't teach it he just figured it out one day on a wood duck in a bush.

[Ricky Spanish]

In about the first or second week of May I can plant these sum beaches.
Around the end of August is when they'll have melons...not July 4th.
Damn Yankee weather.
It can snow and it has snowed here in early may but not lately.

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[Anotherone]

Those seeds came outta of a huge, sweet melon. I think you’ll be spitting seeds this summer. That melon costs $14 off a roadside truck, maybe you could get an Andrew Jackson outta your neighbor for one. Lol.

[Ricky Spanish]

Kream Kastle is an old root beer stand.
It's pretty cool. Like an ancient sonic, A&W, or Frostop.

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It's reopening Monday I think.

Blytheville is very strange. The downtown is pretty big and dead. Decaying. They keep it looking like it did because they have a big bus thing every year..
The greyhound station there is like a time capsule.
The down town is dead they just won't tear it down.

[Ricky Spanish]

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[Ricky Spanish]

Them WEF people seem to think we will all be content with 16 kilograms of meat per year.

I think I'd hire 8 or 10 vegans then eat their 16 kilogram allotments too. You KNOW that is the elite plan.

[Ricky Spanish]

Back around January 1 we found a sick blue goose by my camp and just left it there. Didn't want to touch it.
I didn't see any sick ducks.

[Anotherone]

Back around January 1 we found a sick blue goose by my camp and just left it there. Didn't want to touch it.
I didn't see any sick ducks.

Damn steel poisoning.

[Anotherone]

Currently watching Spirit of the Wild on the Pursuit channel. Imagine being stuck in a room, listening to a conversation between Phil Robertson and Ted Nugent. That would be some deep philosophical gum bumping.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Currently watching Spirit of the Wild on the Pursuit channel. Imagine being stuck in a room, listening to a conversation between Phil Robertson and Ted Nugent. That would be some deep philosophical gum bumping.

Two old hunters telling fish stories?
It was "this big".
She was hot and easy. ( both yes)
My boat goes 70mph while stump jumping.
Then they both hop into a helicopter to go hunt nutria

[Ricky Spanish]

First thing in the morning it's always nice when a hit song from 73,74, or 75 comes on the radio.
105 FM The Eagle Rocks I listen to it on the internet.

Arkansas is a land sort of stuck in time.
Drive thru downtown blytheville once before they tear it all down. You'll actually be in 1975 for a minute.

[Ricky Spanish]

Man I have a ton of pics from ten years ago but not a damn thing current and that stinks.
Boo hoo.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Funny fact of the day.
Russia has one carrier.

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It has its own ocean-going tugboat because it usually breaks down on the way to a target. To save rubles they designed a special tug boat for the pos carrier.

[Anotherone]

All that black smoke, Putin should change the air filter in that rag. Or maybe he’s just one of those cool kids with the F250’s blowing smoke.

[Ricky Spanish]

All that black smoke, Putin should change the air filter in that rag. Or maybe he’s just one of those cool kids with the F250’s blowing smoke.

Watched video of it.
The Russian navy has a long and extensive history of forking up.

[Ricky Spanish]

Hehe. Try to not laugh at the Uranus jokes.
Pork Chop is familiar with h2s.

What does Uranus smell like? h2s.

Who will be the first to eat their Ramen out of a hecklefish cup from wf?
Hecklefish for president. Cool.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Fishing with guns...
It took me a while to get it and I still dont quite get it because I don't know a gd thing about fishing except a couple knots.
Kenny said it and for years I've pieced together just wtf he meant. If you hunt public at all and try to interact with the other fishermen you will get it.
You will get it with extreme prejudice.
Flaky turds act friendly, lie to your face, and try to get in your head.
Fishing with guns...sounds dangerous and deadly as hell.
Used to think I was good at it.
Hard to believe I watched several seasons of duck commander and not once was it meantioned how flaky duck hunters actually are.

I should buy delta waterfowl , transition to female, and announce we-men are in charge like the miss universe thing.

[Anotherone]

I shot a choupique while in a duck blind once.

[Jimmy]

Fishing with guns...
It took me a while to get it and I still dont quite get it because I don't know a gd thing about fishing except a couple knots.
Kenny said it and for years I've pieced together just wtf he meant. If you hunt public at all and try to interact with the other fishermen you will get it.
You will get it with extreme prejudice.
Flaky turds act friendly, lie to your face, and try to get in your head.
Fishing with guns...sounds dangerous and deadly as hell.
Used to think I was good at it.
Hard to believe I watched several seasons of duck commander and not once was it meantioned how flaky duck hunters actually are.

I should buy delta waterfowl , transition to female, and announce we-men are in charge like the miss universe thing.

Can't imagine why you attract so many idiots. Like a mystery I tell ya.

[Anotherone]

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[Ricky Spanish]

I begin to suspect that there are a pair of Leslie's online. At least two...

The dead internet theory suggests that most content is generated by Leslie or another AI.
"Does she know she's an ad?".

[Ricky Spanish]

Every so often I get a craving for some funk and end up in the early 70s every time. Sometimes I end up in "outa space" .

[Ricky Spanish]

This morning I went and bought ribs.
I wanted BBQ.
Commercial on radio..." would you like to become a groomer?".
Huwhat?
They're having pet grooming school so do you want to be a groomer?
Have heard some weird ads, some were fake, and I wonder who actually signs up for groomer school.

[Ricky Spanish]

If you aren't aware I'll inform you.
Now is that time when the moon and sun are in the sky together.
That's good if you're hunting traffic at a refuge.

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In high school if I pointed this out my hunting pals thought I was making shit up and would insist that the moon never comes out in the daytime.
They were clueless about astronomy.

[Anotherone]

Waning crescent. Sounds like that should come in a box with “Jimmy Dean” printed on it. I’m hungry now.

[Ricky Spanish]

Ever take a guy hunting and all his gear is tacticool?
It's easy to get him going and about impossible to shut him up once you say it. "Cool light".
He starts pulling out tacticool stuff from his bag and blah blah....
If I had a light like this I could just set the guy on fire accidentally and THAT would be tacticool.