by RonE » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:26 am
rebelp74 wrote:Masturbation
Well send me $149 and I can help you turn your hobby into a profitable venture. Something I've been involved in for some time now. I can get you signed up with the HMOAA and you can be a surveyor. The Hotel/Motel Owners Association of America is conducting a nationwide survey to determine the best hand and body lotions for self stimulation. The job is simple.....Every time you stay in a motel or hotel, you use their free hand and body lotion and then send in a report. Each report pays you $15.00. You usually get your check within three weeks of your report. They provide you with a format with which to grade the lotions in five categories and you simply rate the lotion in each category on a scale of one to ten.
The data will be compiled and the results used to advertise hotel/motel chains and individual inns as to which establishments provide the greatest value to their guests.
Let me know if you want to participate as a surveyor......At a minimum, think of it as $15 off each and every motel/hotel stay (this is in addition to any discounts you may already receive).
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