The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

[Redbeard]

The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets.

truth comes out

[Redbeard]

As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters.

But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.

we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either

Who flipped a canoe?

if I remember correctly you and titz

[Woody]

As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters.

But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.

we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either

Who flipped a canoe?

if I remember correctly you and titz

Oh, that was no canoe. Much worse, a 14ft flat bottom Jon boat.

[Redbeard]

[quote="GadwallGetter530"]As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters.

But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.

we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either

Who flipped a canoe?

if I remember correctly you and titz

Oh, that was no canoe. Much worse, a 14ft flat bottom Jon boat.[/quote]yes...much easier to flip than a canoe

[DC727]

The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets.

truth comes out

Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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[sws002]

The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets.

truth comes out

Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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Said nobody ever.

[QH's Paw]

The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets.

truth comes out

Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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Yep, that's it....NOT!

[sws002]

I just keep picturing Red with his arm outstretched, holding Dale by the top of his head, while Dale swings feverishly away at nothing but air.

[QH's Paw]

I just keep picturing Red with his arm outstretched, holding Dale by the top of his head, while Dale swings feverishly away at nothing but air.

[DC727]

dicks

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[jehler]

None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?

[Redbeard]

No we didn't. What'd we miss?

[jehler]

Oh nothing, it might have been funny though if you all caught what paper it was when you were drinking

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[Redbeard]

I had all the newspaper out by the time the guy showed up

[jehler]

I had all the newspaper out by the time the guy showed up

had to give the plug a dry run huh?

[Redbeard]

Oh it wasn't dry

[Redbeard]

Sorry guys forgot to mention that before y'all fondled it

[Woody]

None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?

what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?

[jehler]

None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?

what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?

they know me at fedex, they know better than to ask

[NuffDaddy]

None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?

what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?

they know me at fedex, they know better than to ask

...aaannnnnd a butt plug.

[Redbeard]

We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

[rebelp74]

We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

[Tiler_J]

We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

Not sure I have ever seen the words "buttplug" and "shit eating grin" in the same sentence before.

[rebelp74]

We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

Not sure I have ever seen the words "buttplug" and "shit eating grin" in the same sentence before.

Only he can pull it off

[Redbeard]

Before I forget, I gotta thank the guys who showed up bearing gifts and those who were just generous. It was like Christmas

Mike and JR both brought me old goose floaters to turn into brant for next season...totaled two dozen...saving me a few hundred dollars this off season

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Kevin (Gaddy) left me with this beautiful homemade call which will definitely make it to my lanyard

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JR gave Sam one of his beautiful calls that he put on his lanyard right away

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Mike left behind three jars of elk and chanterelles and elk in some sweet and spicy sauce

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Joel left me a pantry of booze

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Zach left me with some insane smoked salmon

Juice box (does he even have a name) left me a hat to add to the collection. Can never have enough

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Tim was generous and wouldn't let me buy a damn thing from the grocery store

And of course I can't forget John (Jehler) who sent a care package fulla fudge, yogurt covered raisins chocolate covered raisins, booze and cigars...and one butt plug

My point here is I had the fortune to hunt and share my home with some very generous, top notch dudes. Thanks boys!

[rebelp74]

Hosting sounded definitely worth it.

[jehler]

Red, those are yogurt and chocolate covered tart cherries, not raisins, not that it matters, but if ya eat em thinking they are raisins ya might wonder if they had gone bad lol

[Redbeard]

You're right and I knew that. Too much wine tonight John!

[jehler]

I drank a bottle of Merlot all by myself tonight

[Redbeard]

I drank a bottle of Merlot all by myself tonight

just finished my 4th glass