The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:01 am

QH's Paw wrote:The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets. :lol:
truth comes out
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:01 am

Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters. :D


But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.
we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either


Who flipped a canoe?
if I remember correctly you and titz
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:03 am

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters. :D


But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.
we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either


Who flipped a canoe?
if I remember correctly you and titz


Oh, that was no canoe. Much worse, a 14ft flat bottom Jon boat.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:05 am

Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:[quote="GadwallGetter530"]As long as we beat the NCH. That's all that matters. :D


But you didn't beat The Super Superior State Hunt.
we didn't flip the canoe like a couple tards either


Who flipped a canoe?
if I remember correctly you and titz


Oh, that was no canoe. Much worse, a 14ft flat bottom Jon boat.[/quote]yes...much easier to flip than a canoe
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby DC727 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:09 am

Redbeard wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets. :lol:
truth comes out
Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby sws002 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:28 am

DC727 wrote:
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QH's Paw wrote:The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets. :lol:
truth comes out
Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:31 am

DC727 wrote:
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QH's Paw wrote:The only way Dale weighs in at 150# is if he has 50# of lead in his pockets. :lol:
truth comes out
Paw is Just jealous of my manly body build.

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby sws002 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:41 am

I just keep picturing Red with his arm outstretched, holding Dale by the top of his head, while Dale swings feverishly away at nothing but air.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:47 am

sws002 wrote:I just keep picturing Red with his arm outstretched, holding Dale by the top of his head, while Dale swings feverishly away at nothing but air.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby DC727 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:20 am

:lol: dicks

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:46 pm

None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:51 pm

No we didn't. What'd we miss?
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:58 pm

Oh nothing, it might have been funny though if you all caught what paper it was when you were drinking
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:00 pm

I had all the newspaper out by the time the guy showed up
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:04 pm

Redbeard wrote:I had all the newspaper out by the time the guy showed up
had to give the plug a dry run huh?
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:07 pm

Oh it wasn't dry
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:07 pm

Sorry guys forgot to mention that before y'all fondled it
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:57 pm

jehler wrote:None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?


what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:00 pm

Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?


what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?
they know me at fedex, they know better than to ask
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:38 pm

jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:None of you happened to look at the newspaper I packed the package with did you?


what did you tell them when they asked you to declare what was in the package?
they know me at fedex, they know better than to ask

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:55 pm

We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:01 pm

Redbeard wrote:We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:24 pm

Redbeard wrote:We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

Not sure I have ever seen the words "buttplug" and "shit eating grin" in the same sentence before.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:26 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Redbeard wrote:We all pictured John at the porn shop buying that butt plug in his work shirt with a shit eating grin

Not sure I have ever seen the words "buttplug" and "shit eating grin" in the same sentence before.

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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:57 pm

Before I forget, I gotta thank the guys who showed up bearing gifts and those who were just generous. It was like Christmas

Mike and JR both brought me old goose floaters to turn into brant for next season...totaled two dozen...saving me a few hundred dollars this off season
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Kevin (Gaddy) left me with this beautiful homemade call which will definitely make it to my lanyard
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JR gave Sam one of his beautiful calls that he put on his lanyard right away
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Mike left behind three jars of elk and chanterelles and elk in some sweet and spicy sauce
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Joel left me a pantry of booze
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Zach left me with some insane smoked salmon

Juice box (does he even have a name) left me a hat to add to the collection. Can never have enough
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Tim was generous and wouldn't let me buy a damn thing from the grocery store

And of course I can't forget John (Jehler) who sent a care package fulla fudge, yogurt covered raisins chocolate covered raisins, booze and cigars...and one butt plug

My point here is I had the fortune to hunt and share my home with some very generous, top notch dudes. Thanks boys!
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:39 pm

Hosting sounded definitely worth it.
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:47 pm

Red, those are yogurt and chocolate covered tart cherries, not raisins, not that it matters, but if ya eat em thinking they are raisins ya might wonder if they had gone bad lol
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:48 pm

You're right and I knew that. Too much wine tonight John!
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:51 pm

I drank a bottle of Merlot all by myself tonight
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Re: The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:56 pm

jehler wrote:I drank a bottle of Merlot all by myself tonight
just finished my 4th glass
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