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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:49 pm

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R. Chapman wrote:Speaking of Tatoos, my mom thinks they're some bad kind of voodoo even if they're meant to be good. Guess she wasn't to thrilled when I told her I was getting one when I get older.

Your mom is a devout Christian. If you get tats, they have religious consequences that go beyond the grave. Do what your mama says.


She's not religious, she just thinks everything I do is a waste of time ie. shooting, reloading, hunting, cooking etc.



Tell her to go make a sammich.


There's a reason I make my own food. THE WOMAN CAN BURN WATER!
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:50 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Speaking of Tatoos, my mom thinks they're some bad kind of voodoo even if they're meant to be good. Guess she wasn't to thrilled when I told her I was getting one when I get older.

Your mom is a devout Christian. If you get tats, they have religious consequences that go beyond the grave. Do what your mama says.


She's not religious, she just thinks everything I do is a waste of time ie. shooting, reloading, hunting, cooking etc.



Tell her to go make a sammich.


There's a reason I make my own food. THE WOMAN CAN BURN WATER!

You cook your sammiches?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:56 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
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aunt betty wrote:[quote="R. Chapman"]Speaking of Tatoos, my mom thinks they're some bad kind of voodoo even if they're meant to be good. Guess she wasn't to thrilled when I told her I was getting one when I get older.

Your mom is a devout Christian. If you get tats, they have religious consequences that go beyond the grave. Do what your mama says.


She's not religious, she just thinks everything I do is a waste of time ie. shooting, reloading, hunting, cooking etc.



Tell her to go make a sammich.


There's a reason I make my own food. THE WOMAN CAN BURN WATER!

You cook your sammiches?[/quote]
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:56 pm

Ha!
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby Redbeard » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:08 pm

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Feelin' Fowl wrote:[quote="rebelp74"]Not going through this again, but yea I would.


:lol:

Let's do this again!
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I would resist
it's ok, Boot would show up outta no where with his sap

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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:09 pm

You trying to spank me? I might enjoy that...
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:09 pm

Most of my samiches are hot. Even the cold ones, she would burn it somehow. My mother sucks at anything food related.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:21 pm

Does anyone else think rex is Japanese when they see his avatar pic?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:28 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Does anyone else think rex is Japanese when they see his avatar pic?

Yes
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:47 pm

Well I'm white mother fuckers!
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:48 pm

You're also sideways..........
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:50 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:You're also sideways..........

Tapatalk must suck for you or something.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby assateague » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:51 pm

Not just him, I'm afraid.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:00 pm

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
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rebelp74 wrote:I would resist
it's ok, Boot would show up outta no where with his sap

sap?
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My father had something similar to that when I was a kid. I thought they called it a blackjack. When he hit someone with it, it was swung kinda like a pendulum. If he hit you on the side of the head, it would knock you out cold in one smack or, leave one helluva knot or both.
I thought it was filled with sand or lead at thethick ball end. It had a wrist strap so you couldn't drop it if shit got thick, so to speak.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:02 pm

assateague wrote:Not just him, I'm afraid.

X2
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:06 pm

And a small lesson for you, when trying to sound "tough" on the internet this is not the image to intimidate with:
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:30 pm

Does looking down the barrel of a .44 help?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:32 pm

Nobody's scared of that pea shooter
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:35 pm

I can go buy a .500 Linebaugh from a guy. I'm shitting my pants just thinking bout having to shoot one again.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:38 pm

I shot the 338 lapua without ear muffs on, that was a mistake. My ears rang for a solid hour. Shot the 50 with just regular ear muffs on, had to go buy electronic muffs.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:42 pm

rebelp74 wrote:I shot the 338 lapua without ear muffs on, that was a mistake. My ears rang for a solid hour. Shot the 50 with just regular ear muffs on, had to go buy electronic muffs.

I hate them bastards that have muzzle brakes on their lapuas! I bent over to pick up a piece of brass I dropped and I didn't have plugs or muffs in. The guy next to me had a savage .338 lapua and torched one off right as I was coming up. My head was 4 feet from the brake. I actually lost hearing in that one hear. Horrendous.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:44 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Does looking down the barrel of a .44 help?

Is that supposed to be a threat?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:46 pm

Nope, Ihad a picture of me with one of my model 12s where I was kinda fuzz in the background but you could see perfectly done the barrel. Maybe I can find it on my compuker...
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:00 am

R. Chapman wrote:Nope, Ihad a picture of me with one of my model 12s where I was kinda fuzz in the background but you could see perfectly done the barrel. Maybe I can find it on my compuker...

It sounds to me like you're deflecting. I took it as, when your twiggy boy stature does not intimidate that you threaten to shoot someone.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:27 am

I apologize, didn't mean to put it that way.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:06 am

Im just busting your ass rex. It takes more than that to hurt my feelings, I've been married 13 years, she says meaner shit than that.
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:21 am

What's more mean than "I'm going to shoot your ass"?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:22 am

When she says no pussy for a month?
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:30 am

rebelp74 wrote:When she says no pussy for a month?

Haha
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Re: What book you reading?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:31 am

rebelp74 wrote:When she says no pussy for a month?


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